How do you handle OTT girliness?

[TheMonkeyKing]

I have always had a problem with how to react to women acting like kids, squealing, cooing, generally being all girly, especially when they are all together.

A few examples:

1) Someone's (a member of the harem), got a photo of a puppy, rabbit, baby, dog, cat, hamster, dwarf, bug, pug, or what-the-f*ck-ever else on her phone and is showing it round the harem. They all go in to ballistic, squealing hysterics, then the leader of the harem hands you the phone and they all fall silent watching for your reaction.

2)....

Well, it looks like I only needed one example. You get the idea.


I generally don't go for women that act like this all the time, because I find I simply can't react to them being like this.

This is a test of some sorts, I know. It also seems as though they are 'out girling' each other as such, measuring their femininity up against each other. I usually go for the non-committal, monotone, 'Yeah, nice baby' or whatever, with a bored/blank expression.

Any more ideas greatly appreciated. This is a real weakness of mine.

 

[Love<3]

My brother usually says "aww" too or he says...that's very cute/fluffy/tiny. It's not girly. I've seen lots of guys say it before.. but make sure you say it with enthusiasm!

 

[AttackFormation]

I say something like "is he gonna keep his testicles?" or "I hope you give him a female"

 

[Love<3]

By "harem" do you mean polygamy?

 

[Bingo-Player]

Oh boy this drives me fvcking mental

Women in work drive me crazy doing this , they need to fvcking grow up

Blank expression “yea whatever” there aint a lot you else can do

If you start “cooing” and “awhhing “with them you going to look like a homo beta fag

 

[Atom Smasher]

I usually give an emotionless, "Ha, cute." statement.

Once a butterfly flew into an office I was working which was full of women. They were all squealing with delight and I judiciously said, "Should I kill it?" You can imagine the thunderous girly outcry of "No!"

 

[logicallefty]

My brother usually says "aww" too or he says...that's very cute/fluffy/tiny. It's not girly. I've seen lots of guys say it before.. but make sure you say it with enthusiasm!

And how does your brother do with the ladies? What is his status now? How many times has he been dumped?

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

By "harem" do you mean polygamy?

Not really. Though I'd be willing to give it a try. I am quite able to hold the attention of a room full of women. I imagine, given a little work, I would be equally as capable of satiating their innermost desires.

What I refer to in this context is the group. I often find myself as the sole male in a group of females. Comes from growing up around mainly women, I suppose. Obviously I don't often bother these days, unless there is at least one of them 'on the books' so to speak.

 

[Love<3]

And how does your brother do with the ladies? What is his status now? How many times has he been dumped?

They love him ... Western men r seriously too paranoid about their masculinity. There is nothing wrong with 2 straight male friends holding hands. When you go to Africa, india, Middle East, South America, it's very common. In fact, even western men did it in 1900'S. But today, western men r so paranoid about their masculinity.

I see 2 straght female friends do it all the time . Why can't guys do it? If i was talking to you guys in person, I would have forced u guys to hold hands lol

 

[j.619]

They love him ... Western men r seriously too paranoid about their masculinity. There is nothing wrong with 2 straight male friends holding hands. When you go to Africa, india, Middle East, South America, it's very common. In fact, even western men did it in 1900'S. But today, western men r so paranoid about their masculinity.

I see 2 straght female friends do it all the time . Why can't guys do it? If i was talking to you guys in person, I would have forced u guys to hold hands lol

trollolololol

 

[BrainDamage92]

look indifferent simple

dude, cmon this should come natural to you

I mean better an ass then a man in a dress or smth...

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

look indifferent simple

dude, cmon this should come natural to you

I mean better an ass then a man in a dress or smth...

Yeah, usually I do. Though sometimes I just get this awkward grin on my face because I am so uncomfortable about being pressured in to reacting like a woman. To picture of a f*cking puppy. Which are three-a-f*cking-penny.

You're right though, it's just blue-pill residue. I am under no obligation to react whatsoever.

 

[El Payaso]

Be cold. Just give them a blank, cold stare, give them back the phone and get back to whatever you were doing. Even if what you were doing is something as mundane as sipping a drink.

 

[salinechow]

No need for me to weigh in here but I will.

Agree and Amplify like PPRF said.

"Nice looking dog. What its name". Said like any other sentence.