How do you guys pick up ****y girls?

[WeaponOfWar]

So there is this girl, who is really ****y and has a very good opinion about herself. She's really hot and I think she likes me. I usually make fun of these girls, in a witty not insulting way, to make them realize that they aren't as high and mighty as they think that they are. A bit of ignoring and they eat out of my palm, because most are used to attention.

I'm asking this because it's been quite a long time since i was single and somehow forgot how to do things ) she gave me a request on fb and gave me a few likes. I didn't chat with her or anything, just acted like nothing happened, because I'm probably going to see her soon this week since we have common friends and would like to interact with her live . It would be nice to hook up since i don't want anything serious, but I'm not really sure what's the right way to proceed.

Any advice ?

 

[dustmuffin]

Ask her out.

 

[thatfeel]

Leads with "I have them eating out of my hand", closes with, "hey guyz, how I get laid?". Come on dude.

 

[WeaponOfWar]

I was explaining how I used to do this. As I've said, I'm a bit rusty on my game...it's been a while XD

 

[logicallefty]

What are you saying she is, b|tchy? What is the ****y?

This is how things may go down for me in your situation... I try to 1) make humor out of everything. 2) not to FB or text back and fourth for too long... Some is fine but just not excessive.. And no serious talk, keep it casual and funny:

FACEBOOK:
LL: Hey thanks for adding me I take back all those times I thought you were just a troll lol
HB: hey now! I'm not a troll!!
LL: haha That's not what the NSA told me!
((couple more FB messages back and fourth)
LL: Well hey my doctor told me too much FB bad for me health
LL: Give me your # I will text you before the 32nd day of the month
HB: 000-000-0000.. 32nd day of the month? lol
LL: yep when the calendar says "32nd" I will give you a trillion dollars! my # is 000-000-0000. Just promise me you won't write that on any ladies room walls "for a good time call Lefty".... been done before.
HB: oh has it now? sounds like you are a popular guy.. I won't write it more than a few times lol

TEXT:
HB: Hey what r u doing
LL: Im at XXXX bar in the ladies room trying to clean my number off the bathroom wall.. you know anything about that???? lol
HB: haha it wasn't me I swear!
LL: suuuurreee..... well Im coming back here on (day) to have a drink and not clean walls.. meet me at the bar at (time)???
HB: ok I can do that!

 

[WeaponOfWar]

What are you saying she is, b|tchy? What is the ****y?

This is how things may go down for me in your situation... I try to 1) make humor out of everything. 2) not to FB or text back and fourth for too long... Some is fine but just not excessive.. And no serious talk, keep it casual and funny:

FACEBOOK:
LL: Hey thanks for adding me I take back all those times I thought you were just a troll lol
HB: hey now! I'm not a troll!!
LL: haha That's not what the NSA told me!
((couple more FB messages back and fourth)
LL: Well hey my doctor told me too much FB bad for me health
LL: Give me your # I will text you before the 32nd day of the month
HB: 000-000-0000.. 32nd day of the month? lol
LL: yep when the calendar says "32nd" I will give you a trillion dollars! my # is 000-000-0000. Just promise me you won't write that on any ladies room walls "for a good time call Lefty".... been done before.
HB: oh has it now? sounds like you are a popular guy.. I won't write it more than a few times lol

TEXT:
HB: Hey what r u doing
LL: Im at XXXX bar in the ladies room trying to clean my number off the bathroom wall.. you know anything about that???? lol
HB: haha it wasn't me I swear!
LL: suuuurreee..... well Im coming back here on (day) to have a drink and not clean walls.. meet me at the bar at (time)???
HB: ok I can do that!

the ****y is like "rooster"y but the other word, I wasn't expecting it to get censored )
That's a great way, I liked to do that too. I think I need to find my balls again...it's weird after being in a long serious relationship. Thanks for the advice!

 

[logicallefty]

all right, c0cky! got it!

 

[WeaponOfWar]

Actually, the two things are quite different. It's easy to get this sort of girl to "eat out of your hand", but then she can just as quickly drop you, if you start to show too much interest, or show interest too soon, or get overly excited during some very sexual flirting (consider this a ****-test). These types require a lot of effort. Like I said in my post prior, you can never drop your guard with an AW or a girl with daddy issues.

I have to look like I'm doing it effortlessly but it actually takes a lot of effort ) She is an aw. That was some really great advice! Thanks!

 

[pyros]

why do you want to waste your time, energy, and money with a bitchy girl? I wonder...