How do you deal with chicks when they unleash "woah is me, evil men" on ya

[Jvesti]

So how do you deal with chicks when they unleash the

"OMG my ex bf did me so wrong he's horrible i found out he cheated with X amount of girls from so and so just a second ago"

or

"My bf is such an ******* i am so sad"

I used to back in my AFC days, be a supplicating psychiatrist

Nowadays, I immediately ignore behavior like this and say "Okay lets change the subject now" or something to that exent

so how do you deal with it?

 

[Cheiradawg]

Don't deal with it.
NEXT!

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Pretend you weren't listening and go off someplace else, as if you have better things to do.

Simple and effective.

The Bad Ass Canadian

 

[DankNuggs]

Tell her to quit feeling sorry for herself and find someone who appreciates her....Thats about all you can say...Then change the subject....

 

[Austin Allegro]

I find a 'yeah, well, that's life' and a shrug, then change the subject is the best thing.

However, last time this happened to me I was in a club with an HB9, the girl burst into tears and I had to offer her my hankie and sit next to her like a lemon while she let it all out!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

You say:

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"


Damn I love Monty Python

 

[InLawsHateMe]

I'd just drop trou.... and do the Marky Mark dance right in fron tof their asses.

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

LOL. I feel ya. I normally dont get stuck with it, I tell her that I am not an emotional tampon, YES this includes EX's you got oneinitis with. I always change the subject, if she continues I start brining up relationship stuff, which I know she despises and if that does not work I take shots at her. You are not her FRIEND ... you are the guy wanting to hit it.

 

[b's nuts]

how about "oh im so sorry, got a tampon? my c0ck is bleading"

 

[ToddRodd]

LOL

Sounds like that chick is trying to hand you a one-way ticket to the "FRIEND ZONE".

Duck & dodge.....offer practically no support..... and SPLIT!

Remember: You wanna be in the LEAD role..... NOT in the SUPPORTING role.