How do you answer "Do you have a girlfriend ?"

[Blackstaff]

Hey guys, I just wonder how you treat questions like " do u have a girlfriend?" , "who's that girl you are kissing in the photo ?", "was that your girlfriend calling you?" and alike questions. Do you speak womenese back to them ? I either teasingly accuse her for asking me paparazzi questions and getting into my private life, or reflect it back like "And also I was wondering if you had a boyfriend."

Thanks in advance.

 

[Dark Chivalry]

I always ask if they are applying for the position.

 

[2Pac_Makaveli]

exactly, just say something like "Well i'm a free guy at the moment but im open to offers" or some shizzle.

 

[2Pac_Makaveli]

Blow it off casually coz if u tell them u dont have gf straight up they will wonder y

 

[Blackstaff]

I always ask if they are applying for the position.

I liked your answer dark chivalry and what do u get as replies ? When teasingly accuse them for asking paparazzi questions, most of them get shocked and offended; telling me that it was just a simple question and all. This time they accuse me for not letting them get to know me, which I am not sure if ı do wrong or right for staying mystery. And when I reflect it back with "I was also wondering u had a boyfriend" they simply try to make me forget the question or reply with "I asked first." What do you think about situations like these and my answers ?

I get this question asked very frequently by the girls. I'm a latin dancer and I have photos with girls while taken during our dances. Many girls ask me "who's this girl u dance with; is she your girlfriend ?" So I wanted to know how everyone treat questions like these and any useful advice is welcome

 

[The_Reaper]

"No, she's my f*ck buddy."

 

[Dark Chivalry]

They laugh with me and then I do another funny thing to change the subject or get them to act out an interview thing.

But it's all in the body language, it could work badly with the wrong sort and excellently with the right sort. You need to smirk, raise an eyebrow, then melt into a genuine and infectuous smile. (You should already be the leader of mimicry, movement, mood at this time.) Sometimes I'll throw in a genuine sounding compliment and a bit of sensitive drivel if I see trace of insecurity "I think you'd make a good girlfriend, you seem to be attentive to a man's needs. But I don't fall in love that easily, it takes some time." This also makes her try even harder to win me.

 

[Blackstaff]

really nice answer dark chivalry, I'll certainly try this

but most of the girls i see get shy or kinda offended for "exaggerating" such a "simple question" for reflecting it back or trying C&F.

 

[Dark Chivalry]

Just practice the disarming smile.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

"Some of them I consider girlfriends. Some of them I just consider."

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"What???!!! Do you see a deranged looking woman with a knife sneaking up behind me?" :nervous:

 

[IamtheAlphamale]

Say whatever you want. I remember last time a girl asked me that. I said "No" and then laughed. She turned into a **** friend.