"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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maranathaman

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Ever notice how women often have no qualms about putting you on the spot, as if they are intitled to your prevlidged information?

You could be cuddling on the couch, watching a video, everything is going-well, when all of the sudden she'll just blurt-out of nowhere asking something like, "How many girls have you slept with?" or any number of other questions designed to put you on the spot. I HATE it when they pull that $hit!! :rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If you really don't want to answer, and it's too early for her to even have the right to know that, I would just say...."That's kinda personal, I'd rather have you just wonder". And then if she keeps bugging you, give her the universal answer...."7".

Then, since she made you answer...to screw with her you can ask her anything you want. My favorites are "Have you ever taken it in the ass?" If she objects tell her that it's screwed up that she can ask personal questions but when you do she's being immature about it. : )
 
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Originally posted by xblitz44x
"Have you ever taken it in the ass?" If she objects tell her that it's screwed up that she can ask personal questions but when you do she's being immature about it. : )
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:D Classic!
 
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