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How do u DJ when a girl approach u like this?

ICaughtFire

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How do u DJ when a girl approach u like this?
yesterday our school had this swimming competition and even the non swimmers have to go to the pool and watch other ppl swim representing their houses.

i was just standing along the fences with my friends then this girl comes and stand close to me, and started kino with her elbow. It was quite obvious since there's so much space to my left she didn't need to stand so close to me

so she just kino me with her elbow with mine again and again while pretending she was talking to her friend who just came too, i just stood there and occasionally caught her glancing back at me.

i didn't mind make out with a HB7 instead of sleeping talking to friends watching the boring competition playing PSP but how would i suppose to approach her?

one, she brought her friend there, which isn't wise for her case since she wanted to approach me first, second, my friends were beside me too which can prove to be ****block (no they are not wingmen)

i ended up doing nothing and she gave up and just walked away with her firend and never return. I didn't mind since she was just an HB7/8 but what would i do if im in that situation again?
 

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Originally posted by ICaughtFire
How do u DJ when a girl approach u like this?
yesterday our school had this swimming competition and even the non swimmers have to go to the pool and watch other ppl swim representing their houses.

i was just standing along the fences with my friends then this girl comes and stand close to me, and started kino with her elbow. It was quite obvious since there's so much space to my left she didn't need to stand so close to me

so she just kino me with her elbow with mine again and again while pretending she was talking to her friend who just came too, i just stood there and occasionally caught her glancing back at me.

i didn't mind make out with a HB7 instead of sleeping talking to friends watching the boring competition playing PSP but how would i suppose to approach her?

one, she brought her friend there, which isn't wise for her case since she wanted to approach me first, second, my friends were beside me too which can prove to be ****block (no they are not wingmen)

i ended up doing nothing and she gave up and just walked away with her firend and never return. I didn't mind since she was just an HB7/8 but what would i do if im in that situation again?
get ninja on her *ss.

go into matrix mode, and attack your friends with some fatal blows, then kick her friend in the mouth.

She'll be so impressed that she'll be yours forever.
 

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lmao! spinning back-kick to the temple, BIATCH! :crackup:
 

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what should i talk about, ask her what's name? the weather is fine? the swimmers suck?
 

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Originally posted by ICaughtFire
what should i talk about, ask her what's name? the weather is fine? the swimmers suck?
Yes, for example. And if you like her don´t forget to tell her this too.

BTW, most of communication is non-verbal.
 

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what would i do if im in that situation again?
Say something. Like anything.

"Do you normally beat up on guys?"

You could say anything.

"Hi"
"Hello"
"G'day"
"What's shakin'?"
 

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Re: Re: How do u DJ when a girl approach u like this?

Originally posted by quest
get ninja on her *ss.

go into matrix mode, and attack your friends with some fatal blows, then kick her friend in the mouth.

She'll be so impressed that she'll be yours forever.
Don't listen to this guy.
Next time you're in this situation make sure you have your lvl 3 Wizard hat with you. Everybody knows that a lvl 3 wizard hat gives you +2 ****y/funny and +4 charisma. If she doesn't give you a handjob right there on spot you're doing it wrong. WRONG!
 

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Re: Re: Re: How do u DJ when a girl approach u like this?

Originally posted by flu
Don't listen to this guy.
Next time you're in this situation make sure you have your lvl 3 Wizard hat with you. Everybody knows that a lvl 3 wizard hat gives you +2 ****y/funny and +4 charisma. If she doesn't give you a handjob right there on spot you're doing it wrong. WRONG!
Dude, you have to use a +3 Quarterstaff along with some Elven Wine...
 
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