"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
how do u ask...
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Perhaps you seek it in foreign vernacular?
Freetranslation.com gives us:
Quel est votre nom ? - French
¿Qué es su nombre? - Spanish
Was ist Ihr Name? - German
Che è il suo nome? - Italian
There are other languages, but my time is of the essence and your question unworthy.
Perhaps you seek it in sign language?
Try here
www.handspeak.com
Or telepathy maybe?
http://www.crystalinks.com/telepathy.html
I didn't read much about it, but maybe you could so we don't have to.
Oh, and please remember to check out this webpage too:
www.fukkoffwithyourstupidquestions.com
and for u good sir,, perhaps check this site
www.sarcasimdectectionforidiots.com
Marlimus
Senior Don Juan
or
"What's your name?"
Heather
"Heather what? You do have a last name, don't you?"
simply asking
what is your name
is good too. But, your question is really stupid.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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