"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
How do most average guys actually date???
- Thread starter bigdave17
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
They're not the same. I know this for a fact.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Me too. It may have something to do with varying elasticity of the latex, and not so much the size of the product.
Why would you care if your d!ck makes a hooker happy or not?
Why would you care if your d!ck makes a hooker happy or not?
RichardTheFrog
Banned
I've been with girls who aren't hookers also. Hopefully will do more of that in the future, but not sure. I think a wife is much more expensive than a hooker, anyway.