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Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2012
- Messages
- 894
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...get my "best friend" to quit bragging about how gawd dam super large his w@nker is?
I mean, I've heard this shyt since we were teens. Obviously his is bigger, he's 6'2 and I'm 5'6.
But for Gawd's sake! Bragging recently that he was so big that he ripped an ex's vagina so bad she had to have it sewed up. I feel like telling him he should be a fvcking porn star. He makes it sound like he's got the biggest dam spank anywhere. He doesn't see things like we do here when it comes to women and relationships, thus his track record. I like to go after 6.5s and up. He will settle for a 2.5 that lives 90 miles away and spend every day with her, even if we've made plans. He tells her his whole gawddam life history on the first date (just to spite what I tell him what I've learned here). Proud of being hardheaded. My FB emails (2 important ones) this week get totally ignored for bagging a hag. Even though it shows he's on there every hour. Starting to really pizz me off.
I mean, I've heard this shyt since we were teens. Obviously his is bigger, he's 6'2 and I'm 5'6.
But for Gawd's sake! Bragging recently that he was so big that he ripped an ex's vagina so bad she had to have it sewed up. I feel like telling him he should be a fvcking porn star. He makes it sound like he's got the biggest dam spank anywhere. He doesn't see things like we do here when it comes to women and relationships, thus his track record. I like to go after 6.5s and up. He will settle for a 2.5 that lives 90 miles away and spend every day with her, even if we've made plans. He tells her his whole gawddam life history on the first date (just to spite what I tell him what I've learned here). Proud of being hardheaded. My FB emails (2 important ones) this week get totally ignored for bagging a hag. Even though it shows he's on there every hour. Starting to really pizz me off.