"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How do i tell my new gf I might have an std??

dynamicallyidle

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Hey dudes, I think I hace been infected with an STD. I am not sure what it is as I have not been tested yet, but research tells me it it syphillis.

I went on a lads holiday about a month ago and ended up so drunk me and a friend went to a brothel and got sex. Thought is was a good idea at the time but now i think I might have caught something from the filthy *****!!!

Anyways, about 2 weeks ago me and my new gf just started to have sex. We usually have sex at least twice a week but always use a condom during the intercourse stages, (however not during oral sex)!! I am worried that if I am infected HOW THE HELL DO I TELL HER THIS!! AND HOW CAN I GET HER NOT TO PANIC (AS SHE MAY HAVE CAUGHT IT THROUGH ORAL SEX, AND NOT RUN A MILE) ahhhhhh. anyways, I am going to book and appointment to get it checked out this week. Fingers crossed I am healthy
Easy man. Have you heard of the "Bucking Bronco?"

You're doing your girl from behind unprotected. Then you stop and you lean into your girl's ear, and say, "Psst...guess what? I have AIDs." Then you hold on as long as you possibly can. Viola! The Bucking Bronco.

(You can substitute whatever STD you have for AIDs)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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^^^^ not funny

anyways, i think everyone is condeming me due to a misconception. The girl wasn't my girlfriend when I went to the hooker!! I'm wouldn't cheat. I haven't checked out what it is, i'm petrified to go to the doctor!! I think it may be herpes or syphilis, just not sure. It may even be just a yeast infection (though i highly doubt that). I think I am going to have to get checked out this week, because I would need to tell her soon if i have something.

BTW, since I have got symtoms (in the last 10 days or so) i have'nt had sex with her! Proof that I don't want to spread it.

Symptoms are as follows:
-red rash on head of penis, (circle in shape) very hard to see as it is only just developing
-other small rashes appear to be forming on the head also
-I have been having quite a few sore heads
 

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BTW I wore a condom during sex with the hooker, however, at the end of the session she took the condom of and spat on me penis while I was masterbating. I was drunk so I didn't have the sense to stop her. So in essence my penis did not have actual contact with her skin. Is it still possible to recieve and std this way???
 

Raikojo17

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BTW I wore a condom during sex with the hooker, however, at the end of the session she took the condom of and spat on me penis while I was masterbating. I was drunk so I didn't have the sense to stop her. So in essence my penis did not have actual contact with her skin. Is it still possible to recieve and std this way???
no, not from spit. STD's are not found in contagious amounts in the saliva.
it's kinda like how u cant get AIDS from kissing an infected person.
 

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First things first...get your tail tested immediately to find out if you have something. If you do then you need to tell her right away and offer to be there with her through the process. Hopefully if you did catch something it isn't an STD that is permanent.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ChrizZ

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Wyldfire said:
First things first...get your tail tested immediately to find out if you have something. If you do then you need to tell her right away and offer to be there with her through the process. Hopefully if you did catch something it isn't an STD that is permanent.
That´s a pretty good idea. Can you still get STD if she is dead???
 

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Oh...and it's just as possible that your girlfriend is the one who gave you an STD if you have one.
 

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Raikojo17 said:
no, not from spit. STD's are not found in contagious amounts in the saliva.
it's kinda like how u cant get AIDS from kissing an infected person.
thats what i thought, but then why would i be getting a sore head and some flu-like symtoms if i didnt have herpes. I would much prefer to get syphilis or clamidia than herpes as they can be easily cured.

I'm going to get checked out next week.

Another point, my penis is starting to smell real bad, does anyone know if that's a symptom??
 

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It depends on the type of STD as to how easily it's transmitted. HIV has to be transmitted through a pathway to the bloodstream...so it's unlikely to transmit through spit. There are, however, several STDs that can be easily transmitted by close contact of the skin...such as herpes and HPV (which is kinda what it sounds like he is describing). You really need to stop posting about it and get your arse to a doctor and get tested.
 

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Go to a fvcking doctor. Goddamn...

Yes, you can get STDs even when wearing a condom.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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