How do I react to this email?

[BannedGod]

So for a loooooooooong while I've been talking to this girl by email, just for kicks (no I wasn't planning on seducing her that way, it's just fun) but lately her emails have became VERY sexual. I'll give an example in a second. So I just wanted to know, how should I react to this email, what should I write back or whatnot?

Now remember, it's kind of our "thing" and I'm not planning on seducing her, I just want to know if I could make this lead somewhere if I play my cards right even if it's only "email talk".

Also, as a reference, she is a very person IRL, and this isn't like her at all to be so openly sexual.

The email: HEYYYY okay well in the other email i had written in french. BUT I JUST DONT FEEL LIKE IT AANYMORE. stupid inernet. ANYWYS HELLO1!! sorry it took so long, i was busy all week trying to make my stupid schedule! had some problems.. AND NOW THEY ARE SOLVED! YAY! they had changed my hole schedule! andi was like.. WTFFFFFF.. but it ended up being alright... anyways! IM REALLY EXCITED MAN!! AYA! GONNA MEET NEW POEPEL!! YAY!! MAYBE ILL MEET A CUTE GUY THAT WOULD WANNA KISS ME SO SWEETLY AT NIGHT then join you and me IN A THREESOME BABY!!! mouahahaha... loool you know.. like, everynight... like, i try to like pleasure myself. like everyother girl does. you know, like, well i think they do ... anyways. like, but it just doesnt work, cuz like... i need a man to like... stick his hand down my pants... so like, i just dont get satifisfied by myself... so like... i just like wanna shoot my self... like.. totally.. ( HAHAHA. that was weird... ) i think that was a dumb blonde. yea. lol SO SOS OSSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOS... i wanna feel you up baby. feel you feel you. . anywho.. i really wish i had whipped cream right now.. mmmm. whipppedddddd.. I CANT BELIEVE IM STARTING SCHOOL ON MONDAY. my dad is gone to alberta so i have his car ( LEXUSS) FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS. but i cant drive it much cuz theres alot of KM.s on it.. so yea wednesday, girls locker room 8.40 SHARP.. be there. or be square. ( bring some whipped cream.)

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Why do you even bother spending time with somebody that writes like a mental patient?

AW all the way. She's getting what she wants, get you to react. How about you just ignore her.

 

[ElStud]

Why do you even bother spending time with somebody that writes like a mental patient?

AW all the way. She's getting what she wants, get you to react. How about you just ignore her.

If you call that writing like a mental patient, a majority of teens are mental patients.

 

[Rex Man]

It's not like her to be so sexual? It's not like my @ss to fart!

I don't know what kinda Sweet Valley High game she's been slinging you, but i can tell off that email that she's either
1)Fishing for a response (Yeah, like that guy said)
or
2)An internet superslut.

Don't give me that look.
She doesn't answer for a week? Because she was trying to make a schedule?!?!? In the words of Riley Freeman "that's some 'ol bullsh!t"

MAYBE ILL MEET A CUTE GUY THAT WOULD WANNA KISS ME SO SWEETLY AT NIGHT

.....umm that's all i need to hear!

Drop this psycho$lutb!tch before you go from 'bannedgod' to 'someone ban this afc!'

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Reply with; "So, you want me huh? Well, why don't you come over and prove it!" You can either just play her stupid game or listen to everyone else and ignore that stupid attention hor!!!!

 

[Gangster Of Love]

If you call that writing like a mental patient, a majority of teens are mental patients.

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Let's keep these type of posts on the high school forum, please.

 

[ElStud]

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Let's keep these type of posts on the high school forum, please.

That's the best you've got? Keep that attitude of yours in the High School Forum. I'll post what I want where I want. If you have a problem with that, oh well now that's too bad.

 

[Monkey]

i just like wanna shoot my self... [/I]

We can hope

 

[BannedGod]

wow guys I still consider her a friend. We hang out from times to times and it's chill... Maybe I didn't ask this the right way?

I was just wondering what was up with her becoming more and more sexual and how I should react to it... She's not a chick I'm trying to game or anything, she's a friend. However, if there is a chance of me to get in her pants, I will for sure

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

wow guys I still consider her a friend. We hang out from times to times and it's chill... Maybe I didn't ask this the right way?

I was just wondering what was up with her becoming more and more sexual and how I should react to it... She's not a chick I'm trying to game or anything, she's a friend. However, if there is a chance of me to get in her pants, I will for sure

She is either toying with you or, she has had some kind of feelings for you and is now coming out about it. Next time you hang out with her take it to another level. Then, you will see by her actions if she does want you.

 

[The Sperminator]

Is she retarded? I don't know about having sex with a retard it's kind of wrong.

 

[BannedGod]

Is she retarded? I don't know about having sex with a retard it's kind of wrong.

No she's not... She's just, how should I put it? Mmmmh... Overly hyperactive in her way of speaking via IM/emails

 

[Gangster Of Love]

That's the best you've got? Keep that attitude of yours in the High School Forum. I'll post what I want where I want. If you have a problem with that, oh well now that's too bad.

READ MORE, POST LESS!

 

[Gangster Of Love]

No she's not... She's just, how should I put it? Mmmmh... Overly hyperactive in her way of speaking via IM/emails

But isn't that normal, I mean, how the majority of teens speak?

 

[BannedGod]

But isn't that normal, I mean, how the majority of teens speak?

Mmmmh honestly over emails or msn with friends I don't put any effort at all and my vocabulary can be compared to something abstract sometimes . I guess it's the same thing with her. However, IRL, or on more serious matter, none of us speak like that (well excluding gangsters who use idiotic slang). Then again maybe that's just me and my friends and other teens speak gibberish all the time.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

I was just kiddin' around with that last comment. Most teens don't speak and/or sound as retarded as that girl.

The original post did make it seem like you didn't know this girl in person. Does this girl like you? Would you even consider hitting it? Bring it up in person and see if she acts goofy in person too.

 

[zerocelcius]

"like" Highlight it and "like" hit the delete button. "like" One step farther would be to "like" select the sender and "like" click left mouse button while "like" pointing "like" the curser at "like" the block button.

 

[Touchout]

She was either drunk or an AW, she most likely is not attracted to you, you can try to pursue if you want but she will most likely just ignore your advances. But if she was drunk then there is definitely hope if you wanna hit it.

 

[sav]

what is she on? tell her i want some...

 

[Dongfu]

Like, I wouldnt even waste like, 10 minutes conversing with this like, you now like, annoying person, unless she was like juggling my nuts in her mouth. Which might be the easiest way to get her to stop saying like.

My rule is I dont spend more time talking on the phone or email than I do having sex with a girl. So if if you've already spent, who knows, 5 hours typing on your computer to this chick, then she owes you some serious pssy.