“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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How do I keep a straight face?

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Hey guys.
I'm new here but I have already something I'd like to ask.
How do I keep myself from laughing at my own jokes/sarcastic comments?

Whenever I tell a joke, I laugh all the way and I can't even get to the punchline. It's really annoying. I just want to get rid of that.
Delivering something sarcastic won't have the same effect if I laugh/smile.

Any tips/techniques? I've heard of tongue-biting and I'm going to try that one tomorrow. I'd try it now but I'm in a different setting at the moment. Thanks in advance guys.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ScottMustaine said:
Well, tell that joke to your relatives, laugh it out. Then when the time comes you just spit it out. By then it should be boring as hell.
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I'm not a guy who practices his jokes lol, it just comes out.

TonyBaloney said:
Ha - I always laugh at my own jokes......i;m normally the only laughing ;) People like a smile or a laugh, dont matter if what you say is funny or not, it lightens the mood!
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It does lighten the mood. I've tried to bite my tongue and it sort of worked. I gotta practice more I guess. :p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Man it's better if you DO laugh at your own jokes.

If you're looking serious while telling a joke then you might think it might be pretty cool and witty (like comedians on TV), but your job is NOT to be a comedian.

You WANT to laugh! Laughing is cool, laughing is attractive. Laughing is contagious! Laughing is ballsy. Even if the joke is horrible, you're still having fun. If you tell a joke LOUDLY, look a girl straight in the face and burst into laughter, how can she not laugh with you?

Telling jokes with a straight face CAN be cool, but mostly it's kinda creepy. Don't be the guy who stands in the corner and throws sarcastic comments. Because secretly, he hates his life.
 
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I wouldn't worry about it. Laughing along with your jokes is YOU. You are congruent with that, and it makes you a FUN guy. There is nothing wrong with that. I would own it and embrace it.

I personally never liked the joke with straight face thing. Some guys can pull that off, but if you aren't naturally like that, don't go there. It might come across as creepy and stiff.
 
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Stop worrying about it. If you've got canned jokes, then say them a few times in your head before saying it out loud.

Ever see Billy Connolly on stage? He laughs his guts out at his own jokes and he's one of the most successful stand-up comedians on the planet.

Just try to get to the punchline before you forget it :)
 
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Tortendieb said:
Man it's better if you DO laugh at your own jokes.

If you're looking serious while telling a joke then you might think it might be pretty cool and witty (like comedians on TV), but your job is NOT to be a comedian.

You WANT to laugh! Laughing is cool, laughing is attractive. Laughing is contagious! Laughing is ballsy. Even if the joke is horrible, you're still having fun. If you tell a joke LOUDLY, look a girl straight in the face and burst into laughter, how can she not laugh with you?

Telling jokes with a straight face CAN be cool, but mostly it's kinda creepy. Don't be the guy who stands in the corner and throws sarcastic comments. Because secretly, he hates his life.
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Mike32ct said:
I wouldn't worry about it. Laughing along with your jokes is YOU. You are congruent with that, and it makes you a FUN guy. There is nothing wrong with that. I would own it and embrace it.

I personally never liked the joke with straight face thing. Some guys can pull that off, but if you aren't naturally like that, don't go there. It might come across as creepy and stiff.
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I think you guys misunderstood me a bit, haha. I don't have a problem with laughing at my own jokes, haha. It's contagious, I know. But I just want to stop laughing once I make a sarcastic comment, haha. If you know what I mean? If you laugh while you're being sarcastic it doesn't bother the other person as much as if you don't. I know I'll never be able to stop laughing, but I just want to stop laughing once I make sarcastic comments. Even though I'm sarcastic, I get people to laugh. Maybe it's because I laugh, and I just want to avoid that. :p
I'm sure most of you guys will think I'm stupid for not wanting to smile, but oh well. :p
 
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Apologizing for the double post, but could a mod please close this topic? I have realized that this isn't necessary at all and that I have to teach myself certain things for life is all about doing everything yourself (eventually). Thanks in advance.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Even stand-up comedians like Dave Chapelle laugh at their own jokes. It's no biggie.
 
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