"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do I improve my game?

Jblitz59

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I am a handsome boy and I have no problem attracting girls I don't know to me. Just i feel as soon as we get to talking they gradually lose that attraction from unknown reasons. I think of myself as a sometimes awkward kid so maybe this is the case. But i'm always looking to improve myself.

The question is, how do you help the seed grow enough for it to become a plant? (How do i make the attraction turn into like?)

this has been bothering me a lot so someone help
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Analyzeit

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Bible...

Yes the Dj Bible...

That Scary Bible...

That will take you ages to read...

Maybe you should read it...

No not maybe, Fvcking read it
 
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