Okay, guys. This new school year has been going awesome. I started working hard again, I'm in a band with some of my friends, I have great grades, and my social proof has escalated again. I went from being known as "king of the nerds" to a satellite popular kid I guess. To get the record straight. I was nick named "king of the nerds" as a joke. I wasn't really that big of a nerd, but I have a few friends that are nerds, and I was or I guess I still am their leader. Anyways, I got rid of most of my acne, I started working out, and I grew a lot too. I lost some of my baby fat, and I've never been better in my entire life, but i still can't handle the occasional *****es in highschool. There's this one girl in particular....... She just ****ing toys with me, and i get really sick of it. For example: she'll write on the back of her paper, "I love jokerlsk," and give it to me, but she's just doing it to annoy me. She'll also tell me how I look like this really popular senior (which i do look like btw....) The thing is, is that she's just playing with me. It's like i'm her target practice, and I don't know how to stop it. I try being an ******* to her, and I don't even respond to her most times because it's always the same ****. I'm having a great school year, and everythings going great besides this problem, and I don't know how to handle it. Advice?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How do I handle b****** in hs?
- Thread starter Jokerlsk
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Fvck with her worse. Beat her at her game. One of my favorite lines to say to fvck with a chick (I saw it on a thread here, but cant remember who said it, sorry) "Did you fall from heaven?...........Cuz it umm...looks like you hit the ground pretty hard."
I like it cuz you get to see their face light up for the first half, and then BOOM! the bytch is floored!
When people fvck with you, fvck with them harder, its fun.
I like it cuz you get to see their face light up for the first half, and then BOOM! the bytch is floored!
When people fvck with you, fvck with them harder, its fun.
Okay, well another particular b**** and I got into it the other day.....
I was on the bus listening to my ipod and she and her wh0r3 friends started throwing sh!t at me. I'm a nice guy, but i'm not going to take that disrepect, so firstly, when the fat wh0r3 got off the bus, I said, "Hey, Shamu, lose wait, no one needs to be around your fata$$. Call Jenny Craig or get on Weight Watchers you whale." Then her friend, the hot wh0r3 decided to tell me to go shove a broom up my ass, so i told her, "I would, but there isn't a broom in my ass because you've already used all of 'em." Then she said, "Oh, hell no. You didn't just say that." And i said, "Hey can you get the d!ck out of your mouth? Seriously, I can't understand what you're saying. You've got a giant load in there. Please spit it out, and repeat what you're trying to say." Then she said, "Fvck you. Say this **** to my face." and I said, "You're stupid, and a *****. I'm saying this **** to your face right now, *****." and then she tried to get her cousin to beat my ass. This guy also disrepects me, but i told him I would literally shove my foot down his throat if he wanted to come back here. So that pvssy ends up not saying ****, and then the girl tells me I'm a loser, and I say, "Hey, can you shut your legs? I can smell you from here." then she told me, "You'll never get any pvssy in your life." and I said, "Hey can you please get a straight jacket and wrap it around your legs?" Then i got off the bus and she flicked me off. It was all cool though. I blew her a kiss.
This ***** has been giving me a hard time since elementary school, and i just felt like letting her have it.
The other girl, who i mentioned earlier pulled the same **** on me, but i just ignored her ass because i wasn't in the mood. Sometimes I hate women.....
I was on the bus listening to my ipod and she and her wh0r3 friends started throwing sh!t at me. I'm a nice guy, but i'm not going to take that disrepect, so firstly, when the fat wh0r3 got off the bus, I said, "Hey, Shamu, lose wait, no one needs to be around your fata$$. Call Jenny Craig or get on Weight Watchers you whale." Then her friend, the hot wh0r3 decided to tell me to go shove a broom up my ass, so i told her, "I would, but there isn't a broom in my ass because you've already used all of 'em." Then she said, "Oh, hell no. You didn't just say that." And i said, "Hey can you get the d!ck out of your mouth? Seriously, I can't understand what you're saying. You've got a giant load in there. Please spit it out, and repeat what you're trying to say." Then she said, "Fvck you. Say this **** to my face." and I said, "You're stupid, and a *****. I'm saying this **** to your face right now, *****." and then she tried to get her cousin to beat my ass. This guy also disrepects me, but i told him I would literally shove my foot down his throat if he wanted to come back here. So that pvssy ends up not saying ****, and then the girl tells me I'm a loser, and I say, "Hey, can you shut your legs? I can smell you from here." then she told me, "You'll never get any pvssy in your life." and I said, "Hey can you please get a straight jacket and wrap it around your legs?" Then i got off the bus and she flicked me off. It was all cool though. I blew her a kiss.
This ***** has been giving me a hard time since elementary school, and i just felt like letting her have it.
The other girl, who i mentioned earlier pulled the same **** on me, but i just ignored her ass because i wasn't in the mood. Sometimes I hate women.....
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
loving
Senior Don Juan
how do you know shes ****ing with yo man?
have you done anything to escalate the relationship?
girls respond to their emotions. the fact that shes somehow in contact with you says she wants you.
finding out about pickup and by association how to be a man early on leaves you way way in front of the entire pack. just focus man. what do you want really?
to come on here and whine or to pickup your nutsack, say "why are you being a *****" (which i dont think she is, your just framing it like a king of nerds would) or ****ing move on her if thats what you want, or tell her to leave you the **** alone if thats what you want
also, why are you even taking **** so seriously? you gotta watch family guy more often, people in highschool are nothing, but they all think them and everyone around them is something because they havent seen the world. stop subscrubing to that group mentality.
let me repeat. why are you being a ***** to them? is that your goal? your being a reactive little king of nerds *****ass. you want people to be a ***** to you? girls especially? or do you wanna get laid and have love with girls? **** man, no ones out to get you except when your punk ass lets them
i hope you realize da few things and dont just make excuses for why the worlds so cruel to you anymore
have you done anything to escalate the relationship?
girls respond to their emotions. the fact that shes somehow in contact with you says she wants you.
finding out about pickup and by association how to be a man early on leaves you way way in front of the entire pack. just focus man. what do you want really?
to come on here and whine or to pickup your nutsack, say "why are you being a *****" (which i dont think she is, your just framing it like a king of nerds would) or ****ing move on her if thats what you want, or tell her to leave you the **** alone if thats what you want
also, why are you even taking **** so seriously? you gotta watch family guy more often, people in highschool are nothing, but they all think them and everyone around them is something because they havent seen the world. stop subscrubing to that group mentality.
let me repeat. why are you being a ***** to them? is that your goal? your being a reactive little king of nerds *****ass. you want people to be a ***** to you? girls especially? or do you wanna get laid and have love with girls? **** man, no ones out to get you except when your punk ass lets them
i hope you realize da few things and dont just make excuses for why the worlds so cruel to you anymore
eaglez1177
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I think you need to realize that no man should allow himself to be disrespected by a b*tch. You obviously misread his post, because its pretty clear that this girl is just being a total b*tch, and shes not trying to make fun of/tease him in a "i want you" type of way.loving said:
He did what he had to do, and I wouldve done the same thing. Maybe your views are just too narrow minded that you think every girl who talks to you wants you. Open your eyes and realize that theres a lot of b*tches out there, and every man deserves the right to put them back in their place like this kid did.
Thank you, Eaglez.
Loving, the first girl mentioned is toying with me because she knows that she can. The second girl got put in her place because she is a little *****, and I don't take **** off of people. Maybe you need to stop taking **** off poeple?
Loving, the first girl mentioned is toying with me because she knows that she can. The second girl got put in her place because she is a little *****, and I don't take **** off of people. Maybe you need to stop taking **** off poeple?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
I had a girl flip me off, told her"not even on your birthday". Young women like to try to lower you, so they can feel superior-you may have to put them in their place.
In High School, we had a couple girls who would kick guys in the nuts for no real reason[they got off on the power]. When one kicked a friend of mine, I hit her square on the one of the "girls" with a fist and laid her down right beside him. Told her the next time she did it, she'd get it again. Seems to have cured her[about 40 nut shots too late]. Sometimes you need to get their attention.
In High School, we had a couple girls who would kick guys in the nuts for no real reason[they got off on the power]. When one kicked a friend of mine, I hit her square on the one of the "girls" with a fist and laid her down right beside him. Told her the next time she did it, she'd get it again. Seems to have cured her[about 40 nut shots too late]. Sometimes you need to get their attention.