"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wow sorry jay-z...i must have really hit a sore spot.

Im sure you were at your gf's house "bagging the hell out of her" whiling i was making my post. You probably lasted as long as it took me to write the reply. You should be very proud of yourself.

You are my hero what can i say.

Lets not start the conversation of all your big muscalur 6'10" friends with pinks shirts. You guys could start up a lil club of your own.

Lets not start with lean and muscular debate. Im sure my 183 pound body puts your 17 year old boy body to shame.

My bench is also 315 clean.....considering i take bodybuilding very seriously.

Also you kinda pointed out about that fat chick comment that you truly know nothing about females.

Im in demand and you my friend are a joke.


Keep enjoying yourself Jay-Z
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Legend
wow sorry jay-z...i must have really hit a sore spot.

Im sure you were at your gf's house "bagging the hell out of her" whiling i was making my post. You probably lasted as long as it took me to write the reply. You should be very proud of yourself.

You are my hero what can i say.

Lets not start the conversation of all your big muscalur 6'10" friends with pinks shirts. You guys could start up a lil club of your own.

Lets not start with lean and muscular debate. Im sure my 183 pound body puts your 17 year old boy body to shame.

My bench is also 315 clean.....considering i take bodybuilding very seriously.

Also you kinda pointed out about that fat chick comment that you truly know nothing about females.

Im in demand and you my friend are a joke.


Keep enjoying yourself Jay-Z
first person i've heard of who is obsessed with their body not be disgusted by a fat person.

no only are you not disgusted, your hooking up with a fat girl?

i've hooked up with plenty of fat girls, and i'll hook up with plenty more. but then i wouldn't be bragging that i am an adonis.

neither that hairstyle or pink shirts make you gay.

you mentioned earlier that haircut was "trendy" as if thats a bad thing?

as much as some guys on this site might like to think of them selves as trend setters, the fact is, none are. L.A., N.Y., milan, these kinda places set trends.

you might be the first to catch on, but no one here is a trendsetter.

we all chose which trend to follow, and the original poster is chosing the "jesse mccartney" trend, which is a pretty fair move, as he's one of the hottest young stars going around.
 

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quest good reply.

Im glad you mention the whole thing about about being obsessed with my own body while she could care less about hers.

She was a great girl and still is a nice girl, I just cant be around a person that doesnt see the need to excerise or doesnt want because its hard work. You hit the nail on the head with your comment:

first person i've heard of who is obsessed with their body not be disgusted by a fat person.
The lack of confidence also drove me away from her. She was fun to be around, but i helped her out plenty. She even got an A in physics II because of me!!! haha

It just looked weird and the relationship wouldnt work. I gave it a try and things just didnt feel right. I never keep a relationships natural life longer than it should. TIme is to valuable to waste.

Also to tell you the truth excerise to me is a love hate relationship. I hate doing it but i love the results.

If anyone here want to get into shape PM me i have plenty of great cutting and bulking diets that truly work.
 

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Originally posted by Legend
quest good reply.

Im glad you mention the whole thing about about being obsessed with my own body while she could care less about hers.

She was a great girl and still is a nice girl, I just cant be around a person that doesnt see the need to excerise or doesnt want because its hard work. You hit the nail on the head with your comment:



The lack of confidence also drove me away from her. She was fun to be around, but i helped her out plenty. She even got an A in physics II because of me!!! haha

It just looked weird and the relationship wouldnt work. I gave it a try and things just didnt feel right. I never keep a relationships natural life longer than it should. TIme is to valuable to waste.

Also to tell you the truth excerise to me is a love hate relationship. I hate doing it but i love the results.

If anyone here want to get into shape PM me i have plenty of great cutting and bulking diets that truly work.
you have got a decent side.. lol.

i'm a bit shocked by your reply to be honest.

i've posted about this before, i enjoy lifting, mainly for the results, i just always find reasons to stop..

i've been FAIRLY good this year. and hopefully can keep that going. as i'm finally seeing a chest build.. although its still very small. :)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Legend
wow sorry jay-z...i must have really hit a sore spot.

Im sure you were at your gf's house "bagging the hell out of her" whiling i was making my post. You probably lasted as long as it took me to write the reply. You should be very proud of yourself.

You are my hero what can i say.

Lets not start the conversation of all your big muscalur 6'10" friends with pinks shirts. You guys could start up a lil club of your own.

Lets not start with lean and muscular debate. Im sure my 183 pound body puts your 17 year old boy body to shame.

My bench is also 315 clean.....considering i take bodybuilding very seriously.

Also you kinda pointed out about that fat chick comment that you truly know nothing about females.

Im in demand and you my friend are a joke.


Keep enjoying yourself Jay-Z

man, i hope you realize that your reply was pretty childish.

anyway, if you don't like pink shirts (neither do i), don't wear them, instead of preaching against them like an old country man. end of discussion
 

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I wear pink all the time :cheer:

What can I say, chicks love it!
 

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jay p great input once again.
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
Is the "fag" look IN again?
Thanks, took the words straight out of my mouth.

Listen, queer, if your hair doesn't look good when you fix it up with a towel out of the shower, it's too long. Cut that ****. I understand some guys use gel to make their hair look better. But "better" is the key word, your hair should look decent when you wake up in the morning, if it doesn't your hair is too long and you might be gay.
 

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This thread has devolved into flambaiting by mindless 14 year old homophobes who think that because someone thinks a certain hair style might complement them that they must be gay. Grow up.


If you want that hair cut, bring it to a stylist and ask their opinion (which will be infinitely better than anybody on here's). Closed.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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