How do I get my hair like this?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

God_of_getting_layed

Master Don Juan

Feb 5, 2007

sparky0000 said:
wrong. worrying about your hair is called being gay. btw, find a good gay hairstylist. they are 10X better than some female.

yep, you are definitely a homophobe. homophobes are usually closet f@gs

Oh, and why would a gay guy know what looks better to women than a woman herself? thats like saying a lesbian knows what looks better to a guy than a guy himself.

And worrying about your hair is not gay, its called improving yourself. You should try it sometime, you might actually get some

your advice sucks, stop posting.

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.