"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how do i get down to the bottom of this with my summer gf

blueline

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We've been ****ing all summer at least 2-3 times a week.

The last time we had sex was god awful, nobody got off. My **** hurts her, I guess. I did like a half hour of foreplay, too. She probably isn't physically attracted to me and is ****ing me because I'm 5 years older than her, have a degree, am a grad student, and have some money. I spent like 20 minutes trying to convince her to let me eat her out, teased the **** out of her, and whenever it came to get on the *****, she freaked out.

I have a huge **** that breaks everything but trojan magnum xl's, this is so weird! After the first couple weeks, she refuses to give head (she cares about me too much and thinks it's disgusting, but she used to do it when I barely even knew her), let me eat her out, finger her, will give me very weak, lazy handjobs, will watch me beat off and not do anything, only ****s like 2-3 times a week despite the fact that we hang out almost everyday, and very rarely will tongue kiss me or passionately kiss me even (mostly these gay ass pecks on the lips). Sex is literally a discrete event for her, there is no gradual escalation.

She tells me she loves me constantly, is super affectionate, and she's constantly touching me. What the **** is wrong with this girl? I got to do the craziest stuff when we first started and now I've become a cuddle*****.

How do I bring this up? I don't care if it ends the relationship, this is some selfish behavior on her part. I've already told her she's ****ing terrible at sex sometimes and that I feel like a cuddle*****. I feel like I've been deceived by her, the sex we had in the first month was totally insane and I could turn her on whenever. Only 2 months later, I have to go to great lengths to turn her on (20 minute massage, etc). Once I asked her to be in a relationship with me, things went sappy as **** and she treats me like a male girlfriend.

I'm typing this from her place right now. I feel like placing a letter on her bed that tells her we're sexually incompatible and walking home (she drove me here). While my house is like 20 miles away, I could do it. I put down an opportunity with a wonderful girl to be with this rotten girl, I'm so pissed off.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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horaholic

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Tell her she sucks, and you need to move on.
 

blueline

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Yeah, **** this ****. I should've tooled her around so hard by ****ing other girls when we were fb's, and then ditched her when the semester ended. What an idiot I am.
 

Ease

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She refuses to give head because she cares about you too much haha

This is what happens when you turn into a caring boyfriend. The law of manhood states that you are allowed to cheat if you are unsatisfied. Start not giving a **** about her and watch her try to keep you.
 

Sir Psycho Sexy

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You should ******* with a ***** and then try ******* so that she will **** you and hopefully **** will take care of the ***** *******


Leave her...50% chance id say that she begs for you back if you do it right, then she will give you (good) sex again.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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blueline

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So how should I break up with this *****? At the request of her friend, we've got a 'double date' planned for this afternoon(dinner & a movie... booooring) and she's got her bff and her bff's bf over. After she jokingly punched me in the nose last night for tickling her, I got a nose bleed in front of her friends (this is very easy to do, I've been hospitalized for the lethal type of nosebleed before and she knows this) and I was pretty embarassed.

The main thing that's held me back from breaking up with her is that I feel as if she's gonna try to **** my best friend and wingman. He probably wouldn't do it, but who knows, I really don't want that drama. What I'd rather have is some other guy or girl for her to jump to as soon as I break up with her so I don't lose my friend. The easiest way to do this would be to break up with her when the semester begins in 3 weeks. However, I think dragging this on even that long is enough of an embarassment.
 

Tiguere

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Be a man and do what you got to do for once and for all. If your friend think it would be cool to **** her after yoy dumped her then move on from him also. Don't be a pvssy.
 

TheManOfSteel

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I about fell out of my chair laughing when I read the part about her not wanting to give you head because "she cares for you too much." That is freaking hilarious man. Dump this girl asap, who cares if she then goes after your wing man? All it sounds like he would get is some terrible sex and no blowing. If it happens, then you dump your wing-man too.
 
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