"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do I fyck this realtor again?

AlphaAchiever

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Hey, about a year ago I met this chick, hb7,5 (25 yrs old) at a local bar and it turned out she was studying for becoming a realtor. Anyways, I asked her if she wanted to "evaluate my apartment" and she agreed. I took her home and we ****ed within 30 minutes. However, I was drunk and ****ed her for an hour without coming, and she got fedup about this and it ended with her leaving like 5 in the morning. I gave her my business card, but she never got in touch.

Anyways, today I walked by this new realtor business (pretty close to my place) and noticed a girl in there when passing by and she looked at me in a sort of submissive way. So, as soon as I got home, I went online to check out their home page and it turned out that it is her.

So, I usually walk by this place on a daily basis, what would be a good way of approaching her, or should I approach her at all?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A simple case for Judge nismo.

AlphaAchiever said:
Hey, about a year ago I met this chick, hb7,5 (25 yrs old) at a local bar and it turned out she was studying for becoming a realtor. Anyways, I asked her if she wanted to "evaluate my apartment" and she agreed. I took her home and we ****ed within 30 minutes. However, I was drunk and ****ed her for an hour without coming, and she got fedup about this and it ended with her leaving like 5 in the morning. I gave her my business card, but she never got in touch.

She was evaluating your performance too. See why she didn't get in touch? Oh yeah, you didn't give her a reason to invite you to her "private listing" ;)

Anyways, today I walked by this new realtor business (pretty close to my place) and noticed a girl in there when passing by and she looked at me in a sort of submissive way. So, as soon as I got home, I went online to check out their home page and it turned out that it is her.

Holy sh*t.

So, I usually walk by this place on a daily basis, what would be a good way of approaching her, or should I approach her at all?

Stop thinking of it and just make a damn move! Closed mouths don't get fed. Unless you like being in the friendzone.
Read between the lines.

Case closed. I need some breakfast.
 

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nismo-4 said:
A simple case for Judge nismo.



Read between the lines.

Case closed. I need some breakfast.
She cant possibly think that I am bad in the sack, right;)

Well, Im thinking about just entering the place and say hello and congrat her on her real estate license and then ask her to meet up for a reunion at the same bar (its just 100 yards away from the realtor store) for a drink.
 

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WHo cares what she thinks of you in the sack bro.

Grab your nuts, walk in and say "I'm going to be at XX at XX time, meet me."

If she comes, she'll want to bang you. No courting really needed ;) As nismo-4 would say.

Case Closed.
 

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"Real estate license? I just got a promotion too, celebration is in our near future. Meet me at this bar at XX"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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