How do I F-close or Explain My Situation of Living at My Parents House??

[SpokenVerb]

Recently I moved back in with my parents after having my own place for quite a few months. There is littlle privacy except in my room due to the way the house is built, everything surrounds a living room. My family is always all over the house making it awkward/uncomfortable for new girls to come over.

My goal is to move out again to a place of my own very soon, but its not an option for at least 2-3 months so I need your help guys. My parents are not bothered by me having anyone over, its simply that the only space to chill is my room and you cant get there without walking through a family room where they sit around watching tv.

The good news is I am seeing a few new broads who want to close the deal (they've told me so) and based on sheer IL and I would like to know the following:

1. How to explain my situation so either I can bring them back there comfortably, or should I just bring them there and deal with explaining it after the fact (Hi mom and dad! This is ______)

2. How to suggest we hook up at her place in the best manner possible

3. Are hotels an option and if so, how to explain the situation to warrant this. Affording them for the night is not really a problem. I could also suggest an out of town get-away for the weekend at a local resort but for the first-f-close, is that likely to be accepted?

4. I have a car. How many of you in this situation have pulled the whole drive somewhere and do it in the backseat maneveur for your first time with a gal.

I have no problems giving them directions and speaking my mind.
Please advise if you've been in this situation before or are currently and how you have explained your situation and setup f-close plans???

 

[MacAvoy]

If you truly want to know, here is a great thread that FULLY debates the issue.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=142035

 

[drmeathead]

the hotel getaway works...also if she is into and wants the **** from you then going to her place should be no problem as she should understand the sitiuation. i mean tell her you want to have some alone time with her but cant really seem to get any at your parents. if she is game, she will think it is a good idea.

 

[SpokenVerb]

Thanks for that link. I think that will answer this one.

 

[spax]

offer to look after pepoples houses while theyre away.

 

[MooseGod]

Hotel is way too expensive and cliche...backseat is the way to go.

Just make sure you make her horny at the bar or hanging out with her, otherwise she may think you're assuming too much.

Have you tried talking to your parents and setting up some ground rules for when you have girls over? Hopefully they're the understanding type and not some moralist uptight people.

 

[BustedKnucks]

Have you done it before?

I've been bringing girls home for years and usually my parents are sleeping anyway, and if there's an extra car outside they know not to knock on my bedroom door in the morning.