How did you learn how to masturbate?

[MacAvoy]

For some reason, the first time I learnt about masterbating popped into my head this morning. So let's hear your stories. Here's mine:

I was 12 years old, I was at one of my hockey games. In hockey, you bond very closely with the guys, you take showers naked in the same room, you talk about pretty much everything. So after a game, one of the more developed guys (big & tall) was talking about masterbating and how good it felt, I think he also shared that he just learnt about it.

So that evening when I home, I give it a try. Man was I blown away, I was like thats amazing. It was the greatest feeling in my life up until that point. I think I had a TV in my room and I might have had something on, I can't recall.

But in my teens, without much access to porn, I'd usually use soap operas to masterbate to as their was a surplus of beautiful cleavage.

 

[Skel]

lol

 

[canadianmetalhead]

you cant be serious...

 

[spider_007]

did he give you hands on instructions as well????

 

[Booblepook]

That's not that weired.


I was 7 or 8 when I learned it. But it wasn't jerking off the way we know it. It was like fundling your ****, but not stroking it. Humping against a bed or pillow, or put panty hose over it and fundle it with fingers. I learned to stroke from my cousins later on. I'd say when I was 9 or 10, or even 11.

 

[mpimpin]

I was about 12 and just one day realized how good it felt if i kept humping my blankets lol

 

[WesCottII]

I learned to stroke from my cousins later on. I'd say when I was 9 or 10, or even 11.

:nervous: :nervous:

 

[Rebound Material]

I learned to stroke from my cousins later on. I'd say when I was 9 or 10, or even 11.

dood, what the fcuk?!...

 

[HandyAndy]

What a creepy thread lol. Anyways when I was 8 years old............just kidding :crackup:

 

[MrS]

I was 12.
I was lying face down on my bed.
I then started thrusting for some reason rubbing my **** on the mattress.
I then had this hot, tight feeling and some white stuff came out of my ****.
I panicked and ran to my mum, and I felt like passing out.
One of life's little "kill me now" memories.
I think she even told me to put my head between my legs if I was feeling dizzy.
Sheeeet.

 

[azanon]

Someone told me about it at school too; I think I was 12 or thereabouts.

First time, I was like... wow that feels great. I saw it "plusing" at the end and wondered; what's up with that? Whatever it was doing, it felt great. About the 2nd or 3rd time I tried it, suddenly this white stuff came out and I was like, oh s***, what the f*** is that????? I thought I had broke "it" and its guts were spilling out or something stupid like that.

Man it would be neat to have completely mess-free O's like that first one or two times when I was 12.

 

[MacAvoy]

I then had this hot, tight feeling and some white stuff came out of my ****.
I panicked and ran to my mum, and I felt like passing out.

LMFAO

This is exactly why I asked the question. To hear everyone's funny story.

 

[Rebound Material]

...anyways, to answer this thread: I was also 12. I dunno why, but back then my d!ck would shoot loads with a vengence. One time I jizz'd so hard on the wall, u can here a "thump". After I cleaned it off, there was a slight dent on the wall where it hit. LOL

 

[Punisha]

...anyways, to answer this thread: I was also 12. I dunno why, but back then my d!ck would shoot loads with a vengence. One time I jizz'd so hard on the wall, u can here a "thump". After I cleaned it off, there was a slight dent on the wall where it hit. LOL

brings me back this awful memory where i shooted up and what goes up most come down....right in my freakin hair jeez :nervous:

anyway i learned when i caught my big brother doing it while watching a girl striping on the webcam :crazy:

edit: was around 10 on both scenes

 

[Trinitron]

...anyways, to answer this thread: I was also 12. I dunno why, but back then my d!ck would shoot loads with a vengence. One time I jizz'd so hard on the wall, u can here a "thump". After I cleaned it off, there was a slight dent on the wall where it hit. LOL

Now we know the origin of your user name.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Boy Scout Troop Leaders and Catholic Priests!!!

 

[Rebound Material]

Now we know the origin of your user name.

hahaha, its just too bad my jizz didnt exactly rebound. It just stuck there like a bullet wound in the wall. But heres the origins of my username to avoid further misunderstandings hahaha. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1365799#post1365799

 

[The Bat]

I was 12.
I was lying face down on my bed.
I then started thrusting for some reason rubbing my **** on the mattress.
I then had this hot, tight feeling and some white stuff came out of my ****.
I panicked and ran to my mum, and I felt like passing out.
One of life's little "kill me now" memories.
I think she even told me to put my head between my legs if I was feeling dizzy.
Sheeeet.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[joekerr31]

for me it was when i was 10.

my parents took me to the zoo and we were in the monkey area. i dont know where my parents had gone, but i found myself alone watching the monkies.

this one monkey came closer to the bars, probably about 10 feet from me.

anyway, it was a smart monkey and when i stuck my tongue out at it, he stuck his tongue back out at me. we started to mimic each others behavior, like a game.

anyway, after a few minutes he suddenly started jerkin his gerkin. being only 10 i though this was part of the game. so i took off my pants and started doing the same thing.

he was shrieking like a wild monkey and jerkin really hard. so i tried the best i could with my 10 year old vocal cords to shriek like the monkey.

anyway, people started to gather around and im sure they were saying things but i wasn't paying attention.

the monkey blew his load and so did i. when i turned around some of the women were crying and some of hte guys were laughing.

then i saw my mom come running through the crowd. she was soooo angry and told me to 'PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!"

all i said was 'mommy, the monkey made my weiner spit.'

i miss the zoo.

 

[rjones]

I thought I was the only one to hump their bed. I would do that all the time! I probably started around 11 or 12 and wasn't able to ejaculate until about 14. The first time I cummed it was pretty painful and I was scared because it was a few days after I had a major operation on my bladder so I thought I messed something up.