How did you ask your girl out? Here's my plan

[hop On hop Off]

Asking my housemate out, please give me some advice, thanks in advance.

Housemate and I went on a group trip, I liked her, she reciprocated.

Then, she flaked on the second invite. I hated it, I gave her cold looks. Began NC immediately. Talk to anyone but her. She pretend I don't exist in return. Then gave in to talk to me, I ignored her.

Push-and-pull
She now walks around the house with earphone. I pulled in by initiate a talk when I ran into her during breakfast. She took off the earphone, sat down with me during breakfast, talked and laughed, asking questions about me, praising me.

My plan
Tell her to come over "help me on my work". Give her flowers, and chocolate, star at her in the eye "I love you. Be my girlfriend". She will probably be confused after weeks of NC. I know you shouldn't ask, but do, you are the prize, but I don't got time, she's moving soon.

I'd like to strike the iron with it's hot. How did you guys ask your girls out? What can I improve on my plan?

 

[sylvester the cat]

My plan
Tell her to come over "help me on my work". Give her flowers, and chocolate, star at her in the eye "I love you. Be my girlfriend". What can I improve on my plan?

This is a troll post right? not doing any of the above would be an improvement.

 

[salinechow]

You my friend are out of your AFC mind! Your plan is impending doom. I almost think you are trying to troll the website. What other explanation is there for this festering heart meat of a plan? Have you ever read one article here before this post? I would have probably done or at least thought to do, the same thing you are planning at a certain point in my life and that is why I can tell you- Take a toaster oven in the bath with you instead. It will be quicker, less painful and more productive.

O.K now that I have said that. Let me try and help you and see if I learned anything here myself. I dont think you should relay any of your feelings verbally. I think if you want her you should break the ice with a ****tail guised as a going away drink. Something strong, maybe manly, that she will cough on when she toasts to her leaving. Keep toasting her to past funny laughs you shared to keep her drinking it. Socially she will feel pressured to drink it when you toast. While she is getting buzzed keep reminding her of fun, funny times you shared and even give her a neg hit or two. At some point get her to stand close to you or infiltrate her personal space. Chest out, and demonstrating poised man-ness but relaxed. Make eye contact till she looks away first. Repeat with KINO. Escalate. Eventually, grab her slightly, by her hips and bring her in for a (goodbye hug as a parachute if she is offish) but really a close body to body press. Make eye contact as if you did it "in the moment" and you are as shocked by your passion as she is. Then go for the kiss. Preferably up against some kind of wall. I am imagining this taking place in a common area but way better if you can get her isolated. I dont know if your bedroom is a good idea because it might get her guarded before you even start. Maybe, basement? Outside porch? Her room? Roof?

Dude, just whatever you do, for all that is in the holy river of testosterone, do NOT do anything remotely close to your plan. The best, the very best you will get from that is a "you are so sweet, I will miss you" hug. Peck on the cheek maybe. For fvcks sake man, I am worried about you. I am also worried about the rest of us having to counsel you through the heartache if you even think 1 sec more about trying what you suggested. Dude, I did sh!t like your planning with girls I already slept with and drove them away with that kind of sorry as$ beta behavior. I hope so sincerely that some other Master DJs can comment before its to late. I almost hope you break a bone or something instead so that you can NOT execute such a horrible plan of heart suicide.

Disclaimer: I in no way think you should bath with any electronic device and was mearly illustrating a point. I also do not really hope you break any bones. Well, at least important or big bones. Just dont do what you are thinking....please!

 

[hop On hop Off]

So, what should I do? I am confused and frustrated. She's moving out of the country soon.

She stays in the house all day, doesn't drive. Landlord will know if I take her out.

(added)
alternative plan
Take her to church with me Sunday, lunch, walk in the park, then TRY HOLDING HER HANDS?!?!

 

[salinechow]

This is a troll post right? not doing any of the above would be an improvement.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[salinechow]

So, what should I do? I am confused and frustrated. She's moving out of the country soon.

1. Anything, different!

2. Read what I wrote, even if my plan sucks, it sucks less than yours.

3. Read anything on this forum for the next 15 hrs like you are studying for the bar exam.

4. Forget about her and pay for sex.

5. If you are a troll, get ebola.

 

[sylvester the cat]

Landlord will know if I take her out.
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[hop On hop Off]

Thanks for all your replies, I have cancelled the plan. Special tanks to salinechow, you made me think outside the box.

Should I bring her to church tomorrow at all? We have a pretty small church, people often ONLY bring their SO.

What should I do with her after church if she is going out with me.

Remember she is leaving Dec 15th.

 

[hop On hop Off]

Updates from first post
So, this is what happened so far.

No flowers, no chocolate, read the DJ Bible, it changed my mindset, I actually have read it before, I guess I forgot them all!

Began by inviting my housemates to church, she overheard and it sounded like she was up for it, told her she can't come if she is not interested in God. She said she is. Then, she was waiting to see if someone else tags along. Kept on changing her mind, told me no, yes, then no.

One guy housemate wanted to tag along, so she said yes, but housemate backed out. So me and her at last! (Perhaps was a little AFC, but my goal was to be one-on-one)

Told her I'm a leader at church, don't do anything stupid, just smile. It's only an hour and half, don't expect much. I'll also have to drop her back if she acts stupid.

Drove crazy fast to church. She seems amused and excited. Pastor had a good impression of her after service. Came to us, randomly started suggesting a place to visit today. I told pastor I am taking her home. Didn't talk to her much in the car, she kept on initiating convo. I gave quick simple answer.

Number closed.

So, yes, that was my day.