"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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shagnscoob

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when asked if he drank milk, arnold says "no milk, milk is for babies. when you get older you drink beer."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fred Da Head said:
It does mean, however, that you play in some type of league. At least where I come from.

Saying "I'm a bodybuilder" is the same--you might not be going to Mr. Olympia or the Arnold Classic every year, but it implies that you compete in local bodybuilding competitions, at least.
Have you not heard of street hockey?

How about bowling? If i say i bowl does that make me a pro bowler? I've bowled plenty of 225+ games but i've never been in anything official whatsoever...

Or golf? I'm a pro golfer now? I have to compete? I can't just practice and go to the course with my buddies for fun and get better for my own personal satisfaction?

There's a reason why there are adjectives. If you are a competitive bodybuilder put "competitive" in front of it like you're already doing. Or "pro."

Even if i did get huuuge and ripped i still wouldn't compete as a bodybuilder and if i'm 250 lbs of muscle you sure aren't going to tell me i'm not a bodybuilder because i don't stand up in spandex looking like a freak for other people to judge me as if what they say matters.
 

Fred Da Head

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What's this attachment you have with everything having to do with being professional? Do you have OCD and you have this compulsion to add "pro" to everything? And I really hope you're not going to go up to olympians to tell them they don't count because they're not professionals.

Anyway, I've made my point, you obviously don't want to understand, or more likely can't, so I don't see the use of continuing this discussion. Besides, it's veering pretty far from the OP's subject.
 
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