how could i reply to this chicks email?

[Jizz]

I did send her one, and ill explain what she means in bits of it, but this is her email

well for a start what is ure type?! (i want it really detailed) ](I told her, that her friend she was trying to hook me up with wasnt my type)

i was really thinking about u doing anything in my head it was werid i just kept thinking about u but dont worry i dont anymore (She told me last week she couldnt get me out of her head, i asked her what we were doing in her head)

and i dont really believe that u dont fancy anyone anymore so tell me? (I told her that i dont fancy anyone atm, that im not intrested in any girls atm)

and NO u aint getting helens number as she has a bf and they have been together 2 years, so thats a BIG NO NO NO (She has a friend called helen, whose really really fit and i saw a picture of her, so i cheekily asked her for helens number! lol)

ure ass is fake!! as i keep saying i need sum proof that its actually ures and why would u take a picture of u bum and put it on here? was it bcoz u wanted girls to look at u ( I told her that helens bum was nearly as good as mine! This gal has seen a picture of my ass, and she thinks the picture of my ass is fake)

was claire going on??

ure like a sex freak!!! do u love sex??? (I dont actually know where this came from lol, but she thinks im a slag because i sleep with lots of girls lol)

im going now bcoz i dont know wat else to say toddles or toodles cant remeber wat way its spelt u better write back x x

Cheers for any help!

ta

 

[Bill]

Ask her on a date, have her ask you those questions, and don't answer them. Stop the emails, get the number, get a date, have fun.

But please... stop answering every single question she asks you.

-Bill

 

[Dorian]

This chick is sooo into you!

well for a start what is ure type?! (i want it really detailed) -

#DON"T even think of answering this one!!!! Except something to imply you don't have a defined type

i was really thinking about u doing anything in my head it was werid i just kept thinking about u but dont worry i dont anymore

#Bust her on this... eg "Oh, I KNOW I'm still in your head!"

and i dont really believe that u dont fancy anyone anymore so tell me?

#mystery here...

and NO u aint getting helens number as she has a bf and they have been together 2 years, so thats a BIG NO NO NO

#yeah, leave that one alone, nuff said

ure ass is fake!! as i keep saying i need sum proof that its actually ures and why would u take a picture of u bum and put it on here? was it bcoz u wanted girls to look at u

# "you want proof?.... but I don't know you well enough yet!"

was claire going on??

# ????

ure like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???

# "I'm male.... sometimes my priorities have been a little skewed

im going now bcoz i dont know wat else to say toddles or toodles cant remeber wat way its spelt u better write back x x

...u better write back x x ... hmmm, unless she's under a 7, what are u waiting for? get out of txt and into face to face with her

Just how I might go bout it, LOTS better players to contribute here I'm sure

 

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What Bill said.

 

[Jizz]

We see each other at college most days tbh, i hang out with her quite a bit anyway, lunch, after college, during college etc this is just an email that she sent because we were in the computer room and couldnt talk because we were in lesson

anymore good replys to certain things?