backbreaker
Master Don Juan
One of my wife's friends is getting married and my wife is going to her bridal shower/party/whatever ti's called next weekend. I got to thinking.. women have showers for every fvcking thing. you are pregnant? let's throw a party. you are getting married? let's throw a party. you got some new makeup? let's throw a party and try that **** on. you got some new adult naughty toys? let's throw a party and all try that **** out lol. you bought a new house? let's throw a party
when we got married my wife actually had 2 bridal showers.. one here and one in England where she is from/where we got married so all her childhood friends and family could attend. all kinds of bull****. I have pots in my kitchen that i don't even know what the fvck you are supposed to do with them. We have a coffee maker.. i have never drank hot coffee a single day in my life. I think we've used it 2 times in the last year.
Why don't we have **** like this? What about a threesome shower lol? you got a threesome we should all get together and share pics of the said threesome and exchange condoms and porno's and Karma Sutra books and ****.
What about a divorce shower? you get divorced we should all get together and throw in money so you can hire an escort to get laid.. beucase 1. you need it and 2. if you just got divorced, you probably haven't had a good blow job in quite some time. we should also throw in names and phone numbers of available attractive women to give you a kick start to your new single life.
you just found out the kid w wasn't yours? what about a u r not the father shower lol. where the person who actually has found out he isn't the father, gets to lavish everyone else with strippers and cocaine beucase of all the new found money he has that is not going to child support. that would be pretty kick ass. He also has to do the Murry povich dance
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when we got married my wife actually had 2 bridal showers.. one here and one in England where she is from/where we got married so all her childhood friends and family could attend. all kinds of bull****. I have pots in my kitchen that i don't even know what the fvck you are supposed to do with them. We have a coffee maker.. i have never drank hot coffee a single day in my life. I think we've used it 2 times in the last year.
Why don't we have **** like this? What about a threesome shower lol? you got a threesome we should all get together and share pics of the said threesome and exchange condoms and porno's and Karma Sutra books and ****.
What about a divorce shower? you get divorced we should all get together and throw in money so you can hire an escort to get laid.. beucase 1. you need it and 2. if you just got divorced, you probably haven't had a good blow job in quite some time. we should also throw in names and phone numbers of available attractive women to give you a kick start to your new single life.
you just found out the kid w wasn't yours? what about a u r not the father shower lol. where the person who actually has found out he isn't the father, gets to lavish everyone else with strippers and cocaine beucase of all the new found money he has that is not going to child support. that would be pretty kick ass. He also has to do the Murry povich dance
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