"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How come PlayHer_Man isn't getting banned

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skinnyguy

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I read the forum rules and it said that you can't insult other people on this site, or else you will immediately get banned. PlayHer_Man just flat out insulted me and another poster on this site, yet he's still here.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SamTheHobit

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Stop making stupid posts.

Idiot.
 

Iceberg

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I didn't read the post, but you probably deserved it.
 

skinnyguy

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Iceberg you have over 3000 posts on here?????? Do you ever leave your room?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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European-DJ

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Solomon said:
Being a troll use to mean something on this site

Now not so much
Where is ALPHAROMEO, at least he made me laugh with his fvckt up theories lol.
 

betheman

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Ive never read the forum rules
 

instantnoodles

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How come this butthurt retard isn't banned?

You just made a thread about a member. Busted :crackup:

3 guesses; Skinnyman is either:

1. A 15 to 19 year old
2. A lesbian :nervous:
3. A gay guy
 
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