slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
When I first came to this board, I had all I could to do talk to chicks. The hotter they where, the harder it was to talk to them. Then some girl did me a favor... she flirted with me. A hot one, (the hot mom). I wanted her, dispite her having 3 kids and she is 21 (can you say "red flag"). I thought she was into me. She initiated the kino. I got her number and things went to crap. I was stuck on her. This went on for a couple months. Now I have this, f**K her attitude. Forget her. She gave me a bunch of signs that she was interested then went cold. Maybe she thought I was harmless or something. I don't know. It don't really matter. Probably a number of things, like being so nervous and such because I liked her before. I pretty much stopped talking to her. I will say whats up or something if she crosses my path but not much else.
But anyway After a while I started talking to another girl that works there. I was nervous, at least the first couple times I chatted with her because, well I thought she was attractive, but I seem to be doing better. This new chick I have been talking to is not as hot. Cute. Seems cool. But I feel like I am more relaxed around her. The more I am around her the less nervous I get. Recently she has saying things such as, "get back to work!" in a playfull matter.
Today I walked to the deli and got something. As I walked by, she looked up, I seen her out of the corner of my eye. I say nothing. As I pass back by she looks at me again, I look back and say, "what, I can't eat?" She responds back by saying she just looked up. Yeah, right, I know she saw me. She then flashes me a HUGE smile, I mean HUGE teeth showing smile. I could tell it was a funny smile. There was some enthusiasm she then asked how I was doing as I was walking by. I tell her good, hungry.
A couple hours go past, Im in the back room talking with another co-worker who is making a carboard bale and I walk past her department and see her talking in her back room on her phone. She don't see me so I pull out a rubber band and shoot it at her, barely missing her, but got her attention as I walked away. She came out a moment later and said something about me shooting rubber bands at her, she was going to hit me. I say go ahead...
Her phone goes off and she answers it, comes back out with a handfull of rubber bands, I already had some loaded in my pocket and a rubber band fight breaks out between me, her and another co worker. She is chatting on the phone while doing this.
Meanwhile the hot mom walkes into the middle of this rubber band fight and ask if the bathroom is in use. I say it is since I seen someone go in.
After a few moments she hangs up and the rubberband fight continues and I say:
Me: I heard you was leaving
Her: Uh, yeah, thats true
Me: Why? Where are you going
Her: 128 (another store) this store sucks
Me: So, when is your last day
Her: The 29th
Since I did not have total isolation, I did not go for her number, nor did I kino her, but I got close to her. She did not seem to mind so I guess that was good.
Me: Im running out of ammo, guess you got to end this
Her: Your the one running out of ammo, I still got some *shoots me with another rubber band* there some on the floor
Me: Na, Im too lazy to bend over to pick em up.
Some minor talk about her new store, I reach down and pick up a rubber band
Her: Hey, I seen you bend over and pick up a rubber band
Me: *getting a bit ****y* Did you like what you see?
Her: I did not get to see...
Her: *gets paged back to her department*
I go back to work and a few minutes later, I am back in my department talking to my manager and she comes back up, not saying anything, walks behind me and shoots me in the side with a rubber band and walks off. I tell her Im going to get her back
I am going to attempt to get her number when I get her isolated a bit more.
Things seem to flow a bit more easier with this girl then the other one. The hot mom, I kept telling me self not to f**k things up. This girl I don't think that at all. Im not sure why. Maybe I am getting used to talking to chicks Im attracted to a bit more. I was in a pretty good mood today and maybe that projected things too. Im not sure. I felt a bit more confident after this too. I got on the bus on the way home, some chick got on the bus, perhaps a 6. I gave her half-assed eye contact when I exited the bus. It felt a bit weird, but Im not used to giving EC to strangers.
But anyway After a while I started talking to another girl that works there. I was nervous, at least the first couple times I chatted with her because, well I thought she was attractive, but I seem to be doing better. This new chick I have been talking to is not as hot. Cute. Seems cool. But I feel like I am more relaxed around her. The more I am around her the less nervous I get. Recently she has saying things such as, "get back to work!" in a playfull matter.
Today I walked to the deli and got something. As I walked by, she looked up, I seen her out of the corner of my eye. I say nothing. As I pass back by she looks at me again, I look back and say, "what, I can't eat?" She responds back by saying she just looked up. Yeah, right, I know she saw me. She then flashes me a HUGE smile, I mean HUGE teeth showing smile. I could tell it was a funny smile. There was some enthusiasm she then asked how I was doing as I was walking by. I tell her good, hungry.
A couple hours go past, Im in the back room talking with another co-worker who is making a carboard bale and I walk past her department and see her talking in her back room on her phone. She don't see me so I pull out a rubber band and shoot it at her, barely missing her, but got her attention as I walked away. She came out a moment later and said something about me shooting rubber bands at her, she was going to hit me. I say go ahead...
Her phone goes off and she answers it, comes back out with a handfull of rubber bands, I already had some loaded in my pocket and a rubber band fight breaks out between me, her and another co worker. She is chatting on the phone while doing this.
Meanwhile the hot mom walkes into the middle of this rubber band fight and ask if the bathroom is in use. I say it is since I seen someone go in.
After a few moments she hangs up and the rubberband fight continues and I say:
Me: I heard you was leaving
Her: Uh, yeah, thats true
Me: Why? Where are you going
Her: 128 (another store) this store sucks
Me: So, when is your last day
Her: The 29th
Since I did not have total isolation, I did not go for her number, nor did I kino her, but I got close to her. She did not seem to mind so I guess that was good.
Me: Im running out of ammo, guess you got to end this
Her: Your the one running out of ammo, I still got some *shoots me with another rubber band* there some on the floor
Me: Na, Im too lazy to bend over to pick em up.
Some minor talk about her new store, I reach down and pick up a rubber band
Her: Hey, I seen you bend over and pick up a rubber band
Me: *getting a bit ****y* Did you like what you see?
Her: I did not get to see...
Her: *gets paged back to her department*
I go back to work and a few minutes later, I am back in my department talking to my manager and she comes back up, not saying anything, walks behind me and shoots me in the side with a rubber band and walks off. I tell her Im going to get her back
I am going to attempt to get her number when I get her isolated a bit more.
Things seem to flow a bit more easier with this girl then the other one. The hot mom, I kept telling me self not to f**k things up. This girl I don't think that at all. Im not sure why. Maybe I am getting used to talking to chicks Im attracted to a bit more. I was in a pretty good mood today and maybe that projected things too. Im not sure. I felt a bit more confident after this too. I got on the bus on the way home, some chick got on the bus, perhaps a 6. I gave her half-assed eye contact when I exited the bus. It felt a bit weird, but Im not used to giving EC to strangers.
