"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How come i keep fat chicks keep adding me in myspace?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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night56 said:
Ya but how come they are always so nice?:(
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They're just acting friendly....

... they really just want to eat you, shh though, don't tell anyone. :rolleyes:
 
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lol no but really i have a myspace profile and it hard asking the pretty ones to add you. But then you have the fats one adding you..lo:eek:
 
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"No Fat Chicks"

that'll let em know how u feel :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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How come fat chicks keep adding me in Myspace?(
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ooooo, I know why --- because they are sooooo fat thAt they ran out of "Their- space" :D
 
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There this girl who is talking to me has a big belly..lol dumb fatty head..:trouble:
 
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PlasticSurgeon said:
Do you have pictures of cheeseburgers where your profile pic should be? Is your myspace name "Big Mack?" There are all sorts of reasons, but I'm sure it has to do with fat chick winter hibernation.
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what do you mean? :eek:
 
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why do stupid 1 line threads like this get the most responses?? get a life instead of asking something retarded like "why are fat chicks nice to me"........anyone who gives this thread a serious response is a complete and total loser - what the hell is this?? sosuave or sofruity?
 
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The Realest Thing said:
why do stupid 1 line threads like this get the most responses?? get a life instead of asking something retarded like "why are fat chicks nice to me"........anyone who gives this thread a serious response is a complete and total loser - what the hell is this?? sosuave or sofruity?
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Dont get mad. Iam just asking why do fat chicks do that?:eek:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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why does this even need to be discussed here??? Why don't you go ask a fat chick instead of asking sosuave.com
 
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Can we look at your myspace profile to see if it's anything you've put on there that attracts them?.

let's have your link!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
ooooo, I know why --- because they are sooooo fat thAt they ran out of "Their- space" :D
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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PlasticSurgeon said:
Do you have pictures of cheeseburgers where your profile pic should be? Is your myspace name "Big Mack?" There are all sorts of reasons, but I'm sure it has to do with fat chick winter hibernation.
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haha, that cracked me up about "Is your myspace name "Big Mack?"
 
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Last Man Standing said:
ooooo, I know why --- because they are sooooo fat thAt they ran out of "Their- space" :D
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My above quote should read "because they are sooooo fat thAt they ran out of room on "Their- space"

Ok, but seriously -- many, and I mean "many" dudes like fat women - I don't why, but it just is!!
 
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I've had some fat chicks try to add me on myspace too...i just deny them..they are not the body type i go for. But, obviously, they want what any girl wants. You know what it is.
 
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But, obviously, they want what any girl wants. You know what it is.
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yes. Chocolate



just a lot more of it :cheer:
 
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yo bros, dats why i keep my myspace private because when i had it public, chicks with fat bodies would be checkin me out and im not for that man, i tell them to go to chinese buffet
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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