"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How close of a cousin would you consider to be mackable?

MatureDJ

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
Albert Einstein and his second wife (and first cousin), Elsa Einstein, took family marriage to a new level. They were related through both maternal and paternal lineages: Their mothers were sisters and their fathers were first cousins.
:eek:o_O
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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YourGreatestFear

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In Japan it isn't out of normal to marry your cousin. IDK what is surprising here. Sex is incest only if done with your direct blood relatives.
 

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When I was 12 I used to make out and fool around with my 3rd cousins, sisters age 12 and 14. We never had sex tho. I grew up on a rural street that had 8 other houses, 5 of which were my relatives. If i wanted any female play I had to “climb the family tree”. My other female cousins on the street I had no attraction for, but for some reason these two sissy’s I did. Before long I moved to a bigger city and had options from other family trees than my own.
 
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