"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how can u find out your %BF?

bob52

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id like to know what mine is and i see a few people talking about it on here
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lifeforce

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I have a Tanita scale (this one) and it's awesome...it holds memory and data for up to 4 people, and it gives you weight, body fat %, and daily caloric intake based on your age, sex, height, and amount of exercise...and each time you weigh, it compares your numbers to the last numbers you had. It might be a little pricey though ($60), but it's well worth it.
 
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