Before I start I want to make it clear that is a 100% literal title. No euphemisms or anything. And when I said "friend" i actually mean friend - this isn't one of those things where the friend is me.
Basically, I have this mate of mine, and he's very outgoing. Talks to everyone. By the way I see I believe he has natural DJ skills; he does approaches all the time, uses kino, knows exactly what to say, and so on. But somehow he ALWAYS seems to mess it up and ends up in the friend zone. Why? Because he has no idea he is doing it.
He is probably one of the ugliest (if not the ugliest) in our year. Flat face, nose pressed right in, broken glasses, nothing but flesh and bone, and others. In my opinion he is living proof that you don't need to be attractive or hunky to get girls. But he is a DJ trapped in an AFC's body! He always messes it up, like yesterday:
I was hanging out with him in the cafeteria and these two really fit girls just come up to him out of nowhere and say hi. So I'm gobsmacked, can't even bring myself to ask for an introduction like I usually do - I was more amazed at him. I find out that when they met a few hours earlier, my friend had set up this great thing, brilliant neg hits and c&f, it was the workings of a master. But there I watch as he says:
"Oh by the way, sorry about earlier. Didn't mean to offend you or anything, hope you're not mad at me."
My jaw dropped and he started bombarding this girl with total AFC talk, and
eventually her and her friend walked off. It was then I realised that this guy needs help to unleash the DJ inside of him.
But everytime I try to help him, he doesn't want to know. I told him to walk up to a girl and say "Hi, what's your name" and he was all "That's what you say to guys idiot!". He really has no clue.
What can I do to help him out?
Basically, I have this mate of mine, and he's very outgoing. Talks to everyone. By the way I see I believe he has natural DJ skills; he does approaches all the time, uses kino, knows exactly what to say, and so on. But somehow he ALWAYS seems to mess it up and ends up in the friend zone. Why? Because he has no idea he is doing it.
He is probably one of the ugliest (if not the ugliest) in our year. Flat face, nose pressed right in, broken glasses, nothing but flesh and bone, and others. In my opinion he is living proof that you don't need to be attractive or hunky to get girls. But he is a DJ trapped in an AFC's body! He always messes it up, like yesterday:
I was hanging out with him in the cafeteria and these two really fit girls just come up to him out of nowhere and say hi. So I'm gobsmacked, can't even bring myself to ask for an introduction like I usually do - I was more amazed at him. I find out that when they met a few hours earlier, my friend had set up this great thing, brilliant neg hits and c&f, it was the workings of a master. But there I watch as he says:
"Oh by the way, sorry about earlier. Didn't mean to offend you or anything, hope you're not mad at me."
My jaw dropped and he started bombarding this girl with total AFC talk, and
eventually her and her friend walked off. It was then I realised that this guy needs help to unleash the DJ inside of him.
But everytime I try to help him, he doesn't want to know. I told him to walk up to a girl and say "Hi, what's your name" and he was all "That's what you say to guys idiot!". He really has no clue.
What can I do to help him out?