RazorAzoth
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This would save me so much money a month. Are there any ways to get free rent?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
How can I get free rent?
- Thread starter RazorAzoth
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Berlex said:
I was about to suggest the same thing. If you slept somewhere last night, then that is your legal residence, and the rightful owner must evict you legally. It's the same eviction process as for a legitimate tenant with a lease who falls behind on rent.
And here's a little-known secret - if you squat for 20 years and get away with it, then you become the legal owner of the property under the doctrine of adverse possession http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adverse_possession
And to answer your original question, the easiest way to get free rent is to find a lonely woman with a good job.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Teflon_Mcgee
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You're are focused on the wrong end.
Become wealthy and a rent payment will be of no consequence. And instead of living at them mercy of somebody else or in squalor, you will live where you choose.
Become wealthy and a rent payment will be of no consequence. And instead of living at them mercy of somebody else or in squalor, you will live where you choose.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
Buy a tent.
you can get free rent in your make believe world run by your feelings. you and your long-haired buddies can pal around, living in tropical villas, hilltop mansions, and scenic ranches from coast to coast..all for free!!!
Maybe one day you'll be able to get a job once you get a haircut and will be able to afford the basic necessities in life...like a place to live.
Maybe one day you'll be able to get a job once you get a haircut and will be able to afford the basic necessities in life...like a place to live.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
buy a cheap van for $800.
Most of these options work great if you live somewhere warm. Move to one of the Virgin Islands, and pitch a tent on the beach.
Most of these options work great if you live somewhere warm. Move to one of the Virgin Islands, and pitch a tent on the beach.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Quiksilver
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Buy a 4-person tent, a sleeping bag, sleeping bag liner, sleeping pad, and tarp.
Go pitch the tent somewhere discreet on public property.
Get a job.
Save up.
Buy a suit, get an education, good social skills.
Get a better job.
Save up.
Put the down payment on a real house.
Move in to your own place.
Begin paying mortgage.
Save up.
Go pitch the tent somewhere discreet on public property.
Get a job.
Save up.
Buy a suit, get an education, good social skills.
Get a better job.
Save up.
Put the down payment on a real house.
Move in to your own place.
Begin paying mortgage.
Save up.
RazorAzoth
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Seriously, is this guy for real or is he like a gimmick poster that is portraying a character? I've seen his posts and it looks like the latter, imo.Stud said:
Stud, it would serve you well to actually read the original post of threads before you reply.
Saying free rent would save me so much money a month implies that I already have my own place and paying rent. See how that works? Reading is swell.