Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How can anyone believe into science?

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Tomorrow is nuclear war, or comet hits us, 99% of humanity dies, no more civilization, people are reduced to cannibalism. What are we left with to get us through? I think the bible & the book of eli will get us through, the rest is just crap.

So I can say that you can stick whatever evolutionism you believe in, along with the most technologically advanced computer up into your ass. Don't forget to lube it. When sh1t hits the fan, it is all useless anyway.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah because when **** hits the fan god will save us. Bull. God would do nothing at all just as he always has while we all kill each other. Maybe when a comet is heading towards the earth instead of using science to try and combat the problem we should pray, I'm sure that would solve the problem. Do you guys believe in sarcasm?
 

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is someone butthurt about the religion thread?
hmm ok can you pray the cancer and mutations away from the people effected by the nuclear radiation? I know science can help them, they might not be able to cure them but they can help relieve the pain and suffering or at least help subside the effects. cannibalism? can you pray that guy who is about to slit your throat and eat your entrails? whats that... you can't. Science can though, just reach over and grab that shotgun and FVCK his A$$ up. can you pray that comet away? science can send bruce willis up along with some other inexperienced astronauts that were miners to blow that **** up haha. can you pray that your post reaches this forum? science can make sure that happens.
 

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LOL. if you reduced this rock to single cell organisms, the next species that's intelligent will discover gravity and fire, but I bet they'll worship a different religion than you do.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Verily verily I say unto thee...

Upon the time of impending doom and cataclysm from the heavens, the seas, and all the creatures of the Earth as they feed on one another...

nay shall thee find comfort in thine equations...

nay shall thee find comfort in thine mythological gods of yore...

nay shall thee find comfort in thine imaginary internet companions...

thy shall find comfort where thoust shall seeketh it least...

within thine self...

(...or perhaps thine local strip club)
 

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backseatjuan said:
Tomorrow is nuclear war, or comet hits us, 99% of humanity dies, no more civilization, people are reduced to cannibalism. What are we left with to get us through? I think the bible & the book of eli will get us through, the rest is just crap.

So I can say that you can stick whatever evolutionism you believe in, along with the most technologically advanced computer up into your ass. Don't forget to lube it. When sh1t hits the fan, it is all useless anyway.
You must have a mental problem.

You should start worrying about game instead of posting junk like this. Start small thought, first step is getting out of your moms basement.
 
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