"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How can a white boy get tan?

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Hi. Im 18, and Im pretty white. I get freckles and can tan a VERY LITTLE bit but after a lot of trips to the beach. I live right on the Florida coast, so getting the place to do it isn't a problem, but are there like...any tips on how to get it done better? I just want some color.

Oh and before anyone says anything, please don't tell me anything like
A) Youll get skin cancer! Youll die...that doesn't help me much, I already know.
B)Get a fake tan!....They look bad most of the time and I would feel like a pansy anyways.

Thanks!!
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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15 minutes each side, 2x a week. Should be looking better in a month. Also keep up the fluids. Tanning burns the water weight under your skin. Give it water to replinish the skin enough to where it doesn't burn.
 

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Tanning makes you feel like a sissy? Insecurites, my dear friend, will kill your game. I go tanning. Girls love the fact that a straight guy takes care of himself. It's noticable, if you go all the time. However, if you don't live at the tanning salon, it's not too bad. I just do it so I don't have tan lines. ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Something I've thought about is getting one of those UV bulbs and making your own "handheld tanning device" Just use a can to direct the direction of the UV...

I'm not sure if it has been done before nor how safe it would be.. but I think if someone were to market something liek that, it would deffinitely sell!
 
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Go outside. Take clothes off part you want to tan. Wait there until tanned.

Done.
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
Tanning makes you feel like a sissy? Insecurites, my dear friend, will kill your game. I go tanning. Girls love the fact that a straight guy takes care of himself. It's noticable, if you go all the time. However, if you don't live at the tanning salon, it's not too bad. I just do it so I don't have tan lines. ;)
No..REAL tanning doesn't make me feel like a sissy...Im fine with that.

But a fake Spray on tan would make me feel a little bit on the ***** side...
 
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