how bout this? send flowers but write a neg hit note

[very metal]

 

[Leykis]

Terrible idea. Those arent neg-hits they are insults.

 

[Starman]

sending flowers is afc no matter how much you try to disguise it..because it shows you have went out of your way and spent your hard earned money on her

but if you are going to do it anyway..I like the neg hit idea..but try to make it a bit funnier..

 

[squirrels]

Yeah, and then she could send you some long-stemmed roses and say, "I hope their length doesn't intimidate you, you know, because of your small pen!s and all."



You obviously don't have an understand of what a "neg-hit" is. Please don't attempt to use them until you do.

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

Let him pull whatever wacky stunt he wants. It leaves more women for us!

 

[seeVip]

Yeah, and then she could send you some long-stemmed roses and say, "I hope their length doesn't intimidate you, you know, because of your small pen!s and all."



You obviously don't have an understand of what a "neg-hit" is. Please don't attempt to use them until you do.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA, now thats ****en wit, i bet you get your fair share of laughs from women dont ya! you bad bad boy!


About the flower, id say instead of giving her her first gift, which is usually 60 days since u started dating, then you can try it, but dont make it like an insult, be more funnier, and perhaps to make it more like a neg hit, dont make it expensive flowers. Just small cheap and NICE. Not cheap and cheap looking.

Comon guys he has some idea here.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by squirrels

You obviously don't have an understand of what a "neg-hit" is. Please don't attempt to use them until you do.

Neg hits are great if they aren't outright insults. Don't use those examples, they don't make you ****y or funny. They just make you look like an @sshole.

By the way, anyone can send flowers, it takes no effort or imagination. Be creative and tone back on the insults.

 

[WestCoaster]

How is a neg hit DJism?

Ok, flowers with a rude remark is the DUMBEST strategy I've ever heard in my life. You'll come across like a split personality psychotic mofo. My God, just to think of that you have to be a psychotic mofo. How f'n stupid!

Look, there's a time to give flowers and a time not to. The time not to is real early in the relationship. The time to do it is when you're in something that's getting real good. You don't shower her with flowers, but you do present them in a classy way. That's NOT AFC.

I've read the DJ Bible, I've read the articles and I've yet to see anything on how insulting women relates to DJism. ****y and funny yes, insulting no.

For the 1 millionth time: DJism is about being the best you can be, not coming across like an a$$. I don't know one woman who would be impressed by that approach, and if I met one I wouldn't be impressed with her.

 

[Starman]

send her roses and say "To a very special gal, I took out the thorns because If I had left them on , you would have become way too thorny"

 

[drixsa]

wait r u dating this girl or trying to make a first approach?

cause if your dating i think thats pretty funny

 

[seeVip]

Drixsa man its amazing on how many things i agree with you on