"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My friend knows this piece of work: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member10793809.htm

Would any of you mature men even give this one a chance? I rate her maybe a 6-7 at best and she sure thinks highly of herself. Even if her profile is a joke I find it very pathetic and her sense of humor is WAY fvcking twisted. How could anyone take her serious if this is her mindset? I would not even give this one a chance period!!! Why would any man subject himself to this?This is a perfect example why some men hate women. I do not hate women, I love them, but not ones with this $hitty self inflated ego. I like a challenge, but this would be a tremendous headache NOT worth the price of admission. I like women that are nice, kind hearted and respectful.... this one from what I read and understand from buddy DOES NOT possess any of those qualities I find desirable.

I wonder how many women would find my profile horrendous if I jokingly said or put down being serious that I will screw her, her mother, her friends and whomever I wanted to and make her pay for all dates? I have a sense of humor, but I do not find her profile funny whatsoever.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I would definitely want to tap that ass. She looks pretty damn good for a 38 year old if those are recent pictures. I say go for it. Just don't take any attitude from her. That is the key. You already seem hurt and offended by her judging from your post.

The key to being truly "cool" is to not get affected by other people. You live in YOUR world and you will feel however you want to feel. So if she tries to play silly games with you and elevate herself above you, don't stand for it. Ironically, not tolerating her BS is exactly what will get you into her pants.

Fvck her and chuck her if she really is a b*tch. If she really is a b*tch, then you should have no qualms about doing that; she had it coming.
 

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Lexington said:
I would definitely want to tap that ass. She looks pretty damn good for a 38 year old if those are recent pictures. I say go for it. Just don't take any attitude from her. That is the key. You already seem hurt and offended by her judging from your post.

The key to being truly "cool" is to not get affected by other people. You live in YOUR world and you will feel however you want to feel. So if she tries to play silly games with you and elevate herself above you, don't stand for it. Ironically, not tolerating her BS is exactly what will get you into her pants.

Fvck her and chuck her if she really is a b*tch. If she really is a b*tch, then you should have no qualms about doing that; she had it coming.

You misunderstood my post a bit... I am not on plenty of fish, but my friend gave me her link to see what I thought about her profile. Not her looks, but the garbage contained in it. I would not even consider her if her profile was normal as I do not think she is all that hot.
 

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She is a piece of trash
 

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she'd maybe work for a bit,if I didn't have to work for it. BUT she's not worth much effort.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Damn I wonder how she feels about her profile being plastered around like that on a "Mature Bitter Men's Board"? :confused:
 

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are you guys freaking serious? i've met better looking crackheads
 

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synergy1 said:
a 6 or a 7? more like 2.

Hey!!! I was being generous with the rating...... but with her written profile you are being generous giving her a 2.

The Message Boy said:
Damn I wonder how she feels about her profile being plastered around like that on a "Mature Bitter Men's Board"? :confused:
Hey my man, if you find her behavior acceptable then I get it, but calling the forum bitter because of her uncivilized behavior is another thing. I could give two $hits if she likes it or not!!! If she were to act like a lady with some class and dignity then all would be cool in the metro Atlanta area. This "bitter site" as you refer to it is all about helping each other and I was sharing just a small bit of what is out there.

I have a sense of humor and if her profile was a joke then okay, but a lot of times people use the excuse a joke to air and say what they are truly feeling.

Just curious Message Boy, how would you like to meet up with a woman like this, I mean really?

I have never been here to learn how to screw a million woman. I personally seek a decent relationship with a good woman who shares values that I have and to be with a respectful one. If you call this woman on plenty of fish respectful, then you certainly are lost my friend. This forum bitter..... uh... no!!! But if you come across a woman like this and she treats you in similar fashion as her profile suggests, you would be bitter.

Furthermore, this is the mature male section. Meaning we are not bitter, just hip to a lot of what is going on. With experience you will be bitter at some points in your life then you get past it and move on. I get sick of hearing how this section is bitter. If you think that then why are you even here?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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