"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How a pimp talk to biatches! (VIDEO)

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That was quite possibly the most boring, unhelpful, most pathetic video I've ever seen.

Does his accent turn you on Beard?

Or is it his baby face?
 

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I stoped listening to Frank Sinatra to watch that. I will never forgive you Dr Beard.

Ninja out
 

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yeah that was sooooo pimped out drbeard =)

you wanna be just like that guy? go buy some crack
 

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that was very disapppointing

had me going wtf the whole time
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Derek Flint

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One can only imagine the quality of HB's this guy pulls with that act. :rolleyes:
 

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That made me cringe so much it hurt. I wish I could say it was funny, but it was just plain uncomfortable.
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Did anyone else think that he kinda sounded like one of Adam Sandler's voices?

God that was dumb
 

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Hahahaha, the pigeon guy is back.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Wow that was....

Sad!

:down:
 

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wow,

I just watched it again (don't ask why) and I have to say I feel angry.

I feel like I want to break that kid's jaw.

sorry.
 

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Any time DrBeard makes a post, i'm usually laughing for a good 5 minutes.

Where are you from DrBeard?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I_Only_Live_Once

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hahaaha
 

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There are two things I'd rather do than repeat the 13 seconds of that sh1t that I peeked at:

1. Maturbate with a cheese grater.

2. Put my c0ck in a fry daddy.


I wish I had the last 2 minutes of my life back . . .
 

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Originally posted by Mctwist4
He kinda sounds like Viper.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BURN
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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