"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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how 2 pump?

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what makes the pump? how do I get all puffy when I work out?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Warboss Alex

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i wanna look big for the ladies at the gym
yeah, and in the morning they'll wake up and find you scrawny since the pump's gone away.

honestly, I won't answer questions like this.
 

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I will...just so you realize what a stupid question this is...

As far as I know the pump is just your blood filling your muscles. If you're only going to the gym to "look big for the ladies" then, thats your problem. You "get all puffy" from working that bodypart. The end.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can't help but feel your motivation isn't substantial.
 

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I just can't help it sometimes guys, when I see that girl in the gym with the big thick chest, I want a chest like that too!
 

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as far as i know you lift and you justhave a temporary swell happen. There's no magic formula thats going to give u a magazine cover body though.
 

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I just can't help it sometimes guys, when I see that girl in the gym with the big thick chest, I want a chest like that too!

You want boobs?
 

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LOL he made a booboo bro give him a break lol.

Umm bro just work out and you'll get there but if your doing it for the girls then your so mental man, you dont need a body to pull girls, it just makes it a tad easier thats all. Get a great body for yourself not others, cause hell you dont wanna die a fat ugly sob now do you ??
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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when im in the gym and I see a hottie watching me it makes me feel sexy and I wanna workout harder
 

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when im in the gym and I see a hottie watching me it makes me feel sexy and I wanna workout harder

Yeah dude. Seeing a hot athletic looking girl with nice ass legs is a good motivation.

What really turns a girl on is good proportions (v-shaped back, strong legs, ect). Use that as your movivation to do squats, deadlifts, and pull ups.
 
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