"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How 2 get a lay from this angry feminist on myspace?

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this chick def wants you. keep at it, and keep insulting her.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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:crackup: Pidgeon boy!!! Way to GO!!! YOU DA MAN!

Man you're so money, you don't even know how money you are.

I think with a little perseverence (and of course you must NOT chage tactics at ANY cost.) you can definitelly pull this chick.

Just keep going at it. I think she's definitelly into you. She just doesn't know it yet.
 

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I laughed at this sooo hard. OUT LOUD.

Pegion boy you should come back to the site and post more funny sh!t!
 
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