"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hots for Mother-in-law

Sex with mother-in-law

  • Thought of sexing mother-in-law, tried and succeeded

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Thought of sexing mother-in-law, tried and failed.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Thought of sexing mother-in-law, working on it.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Thought of sexing mother-in-law, but too scared to seduce.

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • No way

    Votes: 11 73.3%

  • Total voters
    15

seeker003

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Curious does anyone else dream of bedding their mother-in-laws?

Mine's single, about 45ish and with a 10year old son.
She's recently separated from an abusive boy-friend.
Been thinking of ways to subconsciously suggest sex with her...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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seeker003

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I guess I am, I'm sure there's gotta be someone else on this board who feels the same way...
 

Maxtro

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I'm sure many men have also thought of sleeping with the mother of the woman they are interested in.

Anybody remember this?
 

sodbuster

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Do you think it would be worth your marriage? Do you think MOM wouldn't tell her daughter what a piece of sh1t she married? I'm guessing you'd get a tag team" bobbit-ectomy" at best. Don't think you could subconsciously get into moms head-women are WAY better at verbal skills than we are. She'd KNOW what you are up to.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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squirrels

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Forbidden sex is the most interesting. But you REALLY ought to think about how things can go wrong if your MiL is not cool with it, or if your wife finds out and isn't cool with it.
 

speed dawg

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So you live in Arkansas?
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Seeker,
In my long distant childhood there was a time when people whistled and sang,not just at play but at work.....One of Mums favourites,I only remember the catch line,went something like this...
He used to call me his little Marianne,
I used to call him my young man,
But Mother caught his eye,
And they got married on the Sly,
now I have to call him Father...
My First Mother in Law was a bit of a case,she and her husband,lived on a remote homestead,miles from anywhere...Her Party trick was to give men the "Come on" then scream rape...I kid you not...Interesting when she propositioned me,I just refused to acknowledge what she was saying,I must have been all of 23 at the time...Funny thing though,after this incident she carried on as if I had insulted her...Talk about laugh...My wife later told me that her Dad suspected me of putting the hard word on her...I knew of at least three hired hands who were sacked because of her baseless allegations...But Mate,don't do it,such an act is akin to incest or paedophilia in a Womens criminal code...just forget this stupid Woman.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kailex

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Really surprised and disappointed some of you didn't even look at his post history and dig up this gem, where he asks the SAME exact question... apparently BEFORE he got married:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=166522

He probably lives under a bridge demanding a price for the toll.
 

john siegal

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Might be safer to Bang someone else's mother-in-law.

I would keep my business out of the family tree.
 

5string

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Kailex said:
Really surprised and disappointed some of you didn't even look at his post history and dig up this gem, where he asks the SAME exact question... apparently BEFORE he got married:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=166522

He probably lives under a bridge demanding a price for the toll.
Good point. I looked at it. Wants to bang his "future" mom in law. Assume he was engaged when he posted it. Not even married to the daughter yet, but already wants to cheat with his mother in law to be. WTF? My question is, if he had this sick little fantasy in mind when he was engaged to the daughter, why did he get married in the first place? Huh?
 

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This isn't incest.
Mother-in-law does not = biologically related.

In my case, there is no father-in-law in the picture.
And I never said that I'd do it behind wife's back.

Could always mention to wife that I find her mom sexually attractive and see from there.
If marriage ends cause of that admission, then so be it - life is too short to live in fear and regrets.

If there was a chance of sexing both your wife and mother-in-law, would you take it?
 

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LOL at the white knights saying it's terrible.


This is like communism, only good in theory. In reality, as soon as you come you both will feel REEEEALLY uncomfortable, and all family gatherings will be epic fail

ever been around buddy and his gf u sexed? same thing but worse
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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pics?


I remember I dated this girl when I was 21, and we were about to stop dating and I knew it.. it was about over.. and i think i could have banged her mom if i really raelly wanted to. my dad knew her mom and told me some old stories about her. big time town pump. i rmemeber i went over there one day and my girl wasn't there... i had a hard on like a mofo.
 

Amazing

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backbreaker said:
pics?


I remember I dated this girl when I was 21, and we were about to stop dating and I knew it.. it was about over.. and i think i could have banged her mom if i really raelly wanted to. my dad knew her mom and told me some old stories about her. big time town pump. i rmemeber i went over there one day and my girl wasn't there... i had a hard on like a mofo.

shoulda done eeet ;)
 

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Good point Amazing,
I'd prefer my relationships to be as comfortable as possible.

I'm still trying to debate whether I should confess my feelings for mother-in-law.
And to whom I should confess to first, mother-in-law or wife...

If I confess to mother-in-law, I could at least guage her interest of the idea.
and if wife, she'd most likely get up-set but I should get some points for being honest.

hmmmmm.....
 

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Points for being honest? Really? Probably cost you your marriage. Still sick. BTW, how many teeth do you have?
 

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Are you married to this woman or she is just your girlfriend? Either way, unless you know for sure your relationship with her is going down the drain, I won't suggest you do it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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