"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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hot women are dumb while smart are ugyly.

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Have you wonder that most hot women are dumb ones while smart ones are ugly? That is just my general observation over the years.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And the cute and smart are into saving the environment. I don't care about unintelligent girls, but I do care about fakers that act dumb. If a girl sucks at Math and takes Math IAB, I don't care. If she says like eveything like this like weird voice and like says like, STFU.
 

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( . )( . )I want a bird whos dumber than me, and if shes not (fat chance) she better fake it.
I figured you to be one of the few brothers who liked a chick as a challenge and could hold a conversation longer than: "Do you want me on my back or my knees?"

That's disheartening booblicious . . .
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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KarmaSutra said:
I figured you to be one of the few brothers who liked a chick as a challenge and could hold a conversation longer than: "Do you want me on my back or my knees?"

That's disheartening booblicious . . .
Nah mate, I'm not and never really was into big intellectual conversations with chicks I'm banging. As long as its lighthearted and fun I'm happy.

I think AFC's and the feminized media in general would shame label me as a guy whos "afraid" of an intelligent woman or some sh!t like that, but thats ok.
 

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Nobody said:
If she says like eveything like this like weird voice and like says like, STFU.

This is a huge sticking point with me as well. I wanna punch her in the fvcking mouth and knock a tooth loose everytime like comes outta her c0ckhole.
 

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( . )( . ) said:
Nah mate, I'm not and never really was into big intellectual conversations with chicks I'm banging. As long as its lighthearted and fun I'm happy.

I think AFC's and the feminized media in general would shame label me as a guy whos "afraid" of an intelligent woman or some sh!t like that, but thats ok.
So conversations regarding Existentialism and the rise and fall of modern empiricism would be outta the question?

I think we all like what we like. I just saw ya as a different brother is all. No worries boobtastic. Still love ya :p
 

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Hah, apparently you (Karma) don't read many of tit man's posts.

Anyways, yeah, I want a girl with the right amount of dumb. I hate brainiac fast-talking women who think they are God's gift to university-kind, but if she's so dumb that we couldn't even analyze movies and make fun of bad acting together, she's out. I like a slightly dumb-sounding voice.

edited cuz tit man posted before I finished
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fvck you.

I'm at work goddamnit :moon: You're out there lollygaggin' with the trollops and harlots chuggin' down suds and I'm stuck here playin' Tomb Raider at work.

Guess who's got the shortend of that stick . . .
 

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my statement doesn't apply to every woman. It is a general observation. I met good looking ones that don't have formal education. In contrast, the ones who spent years in school just look a bit deformed and lack good spirits. They appear to be pessimistic.
 

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I've noticed the opposite. How many hotties have you seen on shows like Jerry Springer? And how many of them would you say are intelligent?
 

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my statement doesn't apply to every woman. It is a general observation. I met good looking ones that don't have formal education. In contrast, the ones who spent years in school just look a bit deformed and lack good spirits. They appear to be pessimistic.
Educated =/= intelligent
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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There IS a difference between being dumb and playing dumb.

Guys usually let their guards down when they face a dumb chick. She knows it and play her part well.
 

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Duh huh, intelleshual people make me all scared and stuff.
 

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I agree haha. so far in my life the hot ones have a crappy personality.
 
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