drummer
Senior Don Juan
So this girl is dead set in getting me in her hot tub and i was wondering if it would be bad if i fingered her or we did something else like that in there?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Hot Tub Action
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Dear lord.
I can't believe anyone is asking this question. If a girl wants to get you in a hot tub alone then she's pretty much giving you the key to the city. That's got to be completely obvious to anyone with half a brain.
Are you new at this?
I can't believe anyone is asking this question. If a girl wants to get you in a hot tub alone then she's pretty much giving you the key to the city. That's got to be completely obvious to anyone with half a brain.
Are you new at this?
fbplayer06
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roflDeus ex Pianoforte said:I'd definitely be more inclined to eat a chick's puѕsy out in a hot tub...everything would be so fresh and so clean.
drummer
Senior Don Juan
No I got it what she wants to do I just wasn't sure about any health issues coming from hot tubs.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
we all evolved from fishes. and where do fishes make babies... in water duh. on a more serious note, don't put the water too hot or you'll over heat, especially if you decide to start fvcking her. don't put any soap or foam either, just clean water.