"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Hot Sonic waitress and tipping...?

JOOOOEEEE

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So I'm not a bad looking 24 year old man... cruising into Sonic drive in for a cherry slush & tots on this hot & humid southern california day. I promptly order and about 10 minutes later, the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life brings out my order. She hands me my slush and and as I thank her i am caught off guard as she held eye contact for many seconds longer than normal until I proceed to puss out and look away. I see her glance at me again when i looked up as she walked away.

I get over it quickly and drop a straw in my cherry slush and start slipping into cold sugary bliss when I realized she forgot my tots!! Epic fail..! I hit the big red button to speak to an attendant and explain I didn't receive the tots I had ordered...(reader note: use the napolean dynamite voice each time you read the word tots to enhance your reading experience) So the girl apologizes and says she will bring me some right out.

The hot sonic Goddess delivers my tots and again locks eyes with me for what seems like eternity.... I again puss out and look away!!!! I know.... I know.......... But after she takes off the second time... I'm thinking.. damn I still got it. I am hot ****. The ego grows expotentially at this point.

Next thing I know I see the waitress walk pass me again as I'm glancing down.. and as I look up she stops in her tracks and comes to my window. I roll the window down and the heart starts pounding... she asks if there was anything else I needed and if I was alright... (great service)... I politely thank her and said I am fine thanks alot. Eyes once again locked... the chemistry was crazy... or so I thought lol. Once again she holds eye contact... with her heavenly face and I totally puss out... (for a 3rd time for you all keeping score at home) and look away first. I know... I know.. So at this point I decide to pull the rip cord and bail out as I have to get back to work.

After rehashing things in my head tonight... I started to realize....... this girl may not have been into me at all.... SHE WAS WAITING FOR A TIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh!!!!! Or was she? What's your take? Do you guys tip at Sonic? I'm really tempted to go back.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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She was ready to fvck and you missed the chance. Next time, just giver her the head nod motion to your back seat or passenger seat and do her.

Remember you are a hot stallion and girls are ready to mate with you.
 

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juicywa said:
She was ready to fvck and you missed the chance.
Holy sh1t, if this is true, I've missed out on at least 1,000,000,000 opportunities to fvck a chick.

juicywa said:
Next time, just giver her the head nod motion to your back seat or passenger seat and do her.
WTF??! Holy sh1t, if this is true, I've missed out on at least 1,000,000,000,000 opportunities to fvck a chick.

juicywa said:
Remember you are a hot stallion and girls are ready to mate with you.
Remember you aren't though. Woman, infinite options. Men, few to none.

Zarky nailed this. Any attention she showed you was because it was her "job", not because of you.

And who the fvck tips at Sonic??!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JOOOOEEEE said:
So I'm not a bad looking 24 year old man... cruising into Sonic drive in for a cherry slush & tots on this hot & humid southern california day. I promptly order and about 10 minutes later, the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life brings out my order. She hands me my slush and and as I thank her i am caught off guard as she held eye contact for many seconds longer than normal until I proceed to puss out and look away. I see her glance at me again when i looked up as she walked away.

I get over it quickly and drop a straw in my cherry slush and start slipping into cold sugary bliss when I realized she forgot my tots!! Epic fail..! I hit the big red button to speak to an attendant and explain I didn't receive the tots I had ordered...(reader note: use the napolean dynamite voice each time you read the word tots to enhance your reading experience) So the girl apologizes and says she will bring me some right out.

The hot sonic Goddess delivers my tots and again locks eyes with me for what seems like eternity.... I again puss out and look away!!!! I know.... I know.......... But after she takes off the second time... I'm thinking.. damn I still got it. I am hot ****. The ego grows expotentially at this point.

Next thing I know I see the waitress walk pass me again as I'm glancing down.. and as I look up she stops in her tracks and comes to my window. I roll the window down and the heart starts pounding... she asks if there was anything else I needed and if I was alright... (great service)... I politely thank her and said I am fine thanks alot. Eyes once again locked... the chemistry was crazy... or so I thought lol. Once again she holds eye contact... with her heavenly face and I totally puss out... (for a 3rd time for you all keeping score at home) and look away first. I know... I know.. So at this point I decide to pull the rip cord and bail out as I have to get back to work.

After rehashing things in my head tonight... I started to realize....... this girl may not have been into me at all.... SHE WAS WAITING FOR A TIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh!!!!! Or was she? What's your take? Do you guys tip at Sonic? I'm really tempted to go back.

Such are the fvcked up orders of life. She could've had your tip, you missed her sweet cherry bliss and sampling her tasty tots.
 

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Id say you guys have more wisdom here than me, but I don't think restaurant employees or even waitresses at low class restaurants where the chicks average $8-$10 an hour are unattainable.

If it were even a place like chilis or Fridays I'd say this guy is probably readi g too far into things. But do you really think a sonic chick isnt capable of legitimately flirting with you because she 'might' get a dollar tip here and there. I get that her job duties include putting on a fake smile, but I don't see a sonic chick who's bringing home $200 per week being Working THAT hard to make the customers want to think they want to fvck them, like a hooters waitress might
 

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The point is that trying to "game" chicks who are paid to be nice to you is weaksauce. Sure, there might be the 1 out of 1000 who is actually interested in you rather than your money, but.... do you really think you'll progress in life by trying to bang the help?

Didn't work for Shwartzenegger. Won't work for you.
 

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JumpOff said:
Holy sh1t, if this is true, I've missed out on at least 1,000,000,000 opportunities to fvck a chick.



WTF??! Holy sh1t, if this is true, I've missed out on at least 1,000,000,000,000 opportunities to fvck a chick.



Remember you aren't though. Woman, infinite options. Men, few to none.

Zarky nailed this. Any attention she showed you was because it was her "job", not because of you.

And who the fvck tips at Sonic??!
woooosh.. rofl
 

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juicywa said:
She was ready to fvck and you missed the chance. Next time, just giver her the head nod motion to your back seat or passenger seat and do her.

Remember you are a hot stallion and girls are ready to mate with you.
If you say so pal.





To the OP:

More than likely she was either expecting a tip, or she was assumed you wanted to say something to her and she was waiting.

Let's not try to make something big out of nothing.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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juicywa

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BigSmooth said:
If you say so pal.





To the OP:

More than likely she was either expecting a tip, or she was assumed you wanted to say something to her and she was waiting.

Let's not try to make something big out of nothing.

rofl, who's next
 

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for the love of gawd !

Welcome to male pimping 101

1. ACT interested in male
2. empty his wallet
3. Move onto next host after 1 and 2 are done

Dude you WREAK of delusional desperation, im ashamed to post in this thread:kick:
 

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I just wanted to thank all of you guys
for taking the time to reply to my thread!
I really appreciate all of your input!
I was really thrown for a loop that
day! I decided to sack up and went back
to Sonic on a damn mission LOL!

To cut a long story short, she blushed
when she saw me! GREAT SIGN! So I
chatted her up and was able to get her number!!!
My game is no where near where it needs
to be and I did feel this girl was way too hot
to be so receptive to me... But we just vibed so
well. The chemistry was crazy! I'm not gonna
get ahead of myself here, just going to
enjoy it the moment !
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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