"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know this hot chick, just broke up with her bf. We're not close friends, more of acqutences in work. Way out of my league. Ideas?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You already admitted defeat-WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE! Until you get your mind straight, we won't be able to help you game her.
 
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Let me re-phrase. It ain't my opinion. Just what other people see.
 
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i say if you not gona try then you will never know.

id rather wana try and find out then live the rest of my life with what if i had just tried my luck.

the worst that can happen is she says NO but so what
then you just get up and try somewhere else
 
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