"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hot girls with nasty habits?

Dust 2 Dust

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Freshman year of college I briefly dated a chick that was a total slob. First time I went in her room she had dirty clothes strewn all over the floor.

Another time I was in a library using a computer and had a hot blonde sit next to me and started talking to me and she had some stank assed breath.

Another time I met a hot chick, but then she opened her mouth and had some of the worst butter teeth I had ever seen.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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f283000

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I hope this is a lesson to all those reading. A hot woman does not make a clean woman.

You can tell a lot about a woman and her wife potential by her home being clean and in order. If you go to a woman's apartment and it stinks to high heaven and it's a mess, this is not a woman you want to spend your life with no matter how hot she is.

Not only that but the cleanliness of a house tells a lot about the cleanliness of the person living in it. If a woman doesn't spend time cleaning her own home you can bet she doesn't spend much time washing her own a$$.

Women can disguise their bad habits well with all the perfume and hair spray they were but once their clothes are off and like someone mentioned (doggystyle for example) you will see (i mean smell) shes a pig.
 

Tyson420

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Dust 2 Dust said:
Freshman year of college I briefly dated a chick that was a total slob. First time I went in her room she had dirty clothes strewn all over the floor.

Another time I was in a library using a computer and had a hot blonde sit next to me and started talking to me and she had some stank assed breath.

Another time I met a hot chick, but then she opened her mouth and had some of the worst butter teeth I had ever seen.
Yes, this. I met this one girl I swear to god she doesn't brush her teeth either that or she sucks at it. I swear i was going to F close her until I saw that ****.

I just hate girls that smoke. The second I find out she smokes I just leave, I really hate people that smoke sorry.
 

londonzen

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f283000 said:
I hope this is a lesson to all those reading. A hot woman does not make a clean woman.

You can tell a lot about a woman and her wife potential by her home being clean and in order. If you go to a woman's apartment and it stinks to high heaven and it's a mess, this is not a woman you want to spend your life with no matter how hot she is.

Not only that but the cleanliness of a house tells a lot about the cleanliness of the person living in it. If a woman doesn't spend time cleaning her own home you can bet she doesn't spend much time washing her own a$$.

Women can disguise their bad habits well with all the perfume and hair spray they were but once their clothes are off and like someone mentioned (doggystyle for example) you will see (i mean smell) shes a pig.
i know what you mean but it aint always so

my room is a tip not dirty just messy but i always clean nd always neat and my car is spotless
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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