"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I got probably 3 of the hottest girls in my grade on my msn list and these girls are always online. Whats up with that? Shall i bust on them for not having a life but then im thinking i dont know these girls that well to say that?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'd stay away from the no life type comments, personally.
 

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If you notice that they're always online, wouldn't that mean you're always online also? So if you accuse them of having no life, couldn't they just say the same thing about you?
 

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If you notice that they're always online, wouldn't that mean you're always online also? So if you accuse them of having no life, couldn't they just say the same thing about you?
Not necessarily. If you go online for only a short time each day, and each time you see the hot chicks online, it would take an incredible coincidence for them not to be using the internet significantly more than you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It means YOU need to go on MSN less.

I really dislike MSN.
 

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youre a fcukin retard lol. most people don't put on those away things on msn, they just leave it on... even if their not there, most the people i know do that- so their prob not there nd ur just jerkin off to the fact that they r online. so stop jerkin off and do something productive
 

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MSN is powerful stuff...

You know girls love to talk... rather than drop all that $$$$ on phone bills, they're on MSN doin it...

You know what you should do...

Just start normal convos with them all and use it to refine some of your DJ skills and build a rapport which transcends MSN...
 

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I successfully did some esp over IM clients with girls. could eb worth doing.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'd honestly like to give that **** a try. And have done. But honestly, it get's me bored. Especially if you're not allowed to wank while "chatting" with her.

Boooooring. They might be hot **** or whatever, I'm not doing it. I'd rather watch soccer.
 

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youre a fcukin retard lol. most people don't put on those away things on msn, they just leave it on... even if their not there, most the people i know do that- so their prob not there
When people leave their Instant Messenger on all the time, doesn't it display an idle message??? I'm not familiar with MSN, but this is the case with AIM.
 

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Hot girls are gifted with genetics, what's so special about them? You must be trembling with nerdy glee with excitement that you have hot chicks on your INSTANT MESSENGER. And each of them have 100 guys on that LIST too, YOU ARE SO SPECIAL.
 

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just IM them. act ****y funny. that's it. don’t be a typical nice guy. link them to funny videos and stuff. run an esp test on them or better yet the cube.

i did the cube on a girl over IM once. it was a complete success.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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