I got a laugh out of this site that shows hot chicks with some tool bags. Thought some of you would get a kick out of it as well.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hot chicks with douche bags! +pics
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
spider_007
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hey, they might be douche bags, but they are still pulling hotter ass then most.
diplomatic_lies
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The only douchebags are the guys taking the pics. They can't get any, so they try to make themselves feel better by putting down those who do.
squirrels
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Are they pulling, though? Many girls I never even spoke to have pictures of me with them.
And why worry what other people are doing? diplomatic_lies is right...no one who ISN'T getting it has the right to call anyone who IS getting it a douchebag...just for getting it.
And why worry what other people are doing? diplomatic_lies is right...no one who ISN'T getting it has the right to call anyone who IS getting it a douchebag...just for getting it.
wunnaBsmooth
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Douche bag.......lol
I think that guy should call Mystery and tell him he started a blog dedicated to his Peacock theory..........:moon:
Most of those chics looked like strippers though. Let's see some "man on the street" pics..... It does appear they must have some game though........ And it's funny to read the commentary....lol
Sarge on!
I think that guy should call Mystery and tell him he started a blog dedicated to his Peacock theory..........:moon:
Most of those chics looked like strippers though. Let's see some "man on the street" pics..... It does appear they must have some game though........ And it's funny to read the commentary....lol
Sarge on!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
heh all those pictures were taken in a club. It doesn't mean those guys are fvcking them or going to be fvcking them. Anyone can pull a camera and say" Yo can I take a picture with you cutie?!" and then go to his friends and say: "look at this hot chick from the club last night, she was all over me".
In reality if those guys are laying those chicks I give them props. Any hot girl standing next to a guy in a club in a picture makes him look like a douchebag. Anyone who put so much effort in putting up this site to laugh on other men must not be getting layed himself and is doing so to make himself feel better.
In reality if those guys are laying those chicks I give them props. Any hot girl standing next to a guy in a club in a picture makes him look like a douchebag. Anyone who put so much effort in putting up this site to laugh on other men must not be getting layed himself and is doing so to make himself feel better.
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Yeah, those are totally "I'm gonna lean in close to this chick and then you take a picture" pics. If they were together they'd be more side by side.
Trust me, I've got a wall of these at work. LOL.
Trust me, I've got a wall of these at work. LOL.
thefonz
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I don't hate them cus they pull chicks
I just can't stand the "douche face" they put on when getting their picture taken.
I just can't stand the "douche face" they put on when getting their picture taken.
man u guys are funny. how the fuk are they pullin girls? i can go to any chick in the bar or at a party and start talkin and talk pics then post em on the net sayin i fuked em
dont believe everything on the net. big deal, i can take a pic beside paris hitlon and does that means i pulled her? does it mean i nagged her hard? no.
i rather see a porno flim and then i say yeh he pulled them chicks.
dont believe everything on the net. big deal, i can take a pic beside paris hitlon and does that means i pulled her? does it mean i nagged her hard? no.
i rather see a porno flim and then i say yeh he pulled them chicks.
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/4937/db1123zh8.jpg wow the 2 girls on the left are hot
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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