"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hot chick getting away with breaking the law

Luveno

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I just saw a hot, materialistic chick get out of having her SUV towed by the cops.

The damn thing was even up on the tow-truck, and the dumb cops let it down for her after she pleaded incessantly.

Hilarious how that works eh.

It's up to us to never let the spell of the sex-object take over our logical thought.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SamePendo

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That's the way it is. I wouldn't complain about it... I'd be a hypocrite. I get away with lots of stuff with women because of my SamePendian charm. And with some men also. . . "Yeah, because you're cool and you know how it is, the other ones don't know, but you do, yes, you're the man"
 

syemour

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if youve got it flaunt it.
 

ethnomethodologist

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Alright, SamePendo is the only non-AFC out of the lot of you!

Stop accrediting everything that others get away with to simply looks. I use charm to get myself out of many things, the cops generally only want to take care of the stupid people, cool people who are in a rush get away with more things than ignorant people who just want it their way.
 

Create Reality

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ethnomethodologist said:
Alright, SamePendo is the only non-AFC out of the lot of you!

Stop accrediting everything that others get away with to simply looks. I use charm to get myself out of many things, the cops generally only want to take care of the stupid people, cool people who are in a rush get away with more things than ignorant people who just want it their way.
Incessant whining doesn't act on charm. It acts on pity.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ethnomethodologist

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Pity? yeah, even when the cops give you a ride and pay for your coffee while the towtruck is coming to tow you from the ditch:) That's the kind of pity I'm TALKIN' Bout!
 
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