"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Horrible food choices today

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Cougar10033

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Ok lets start with breakfast 10 eggswhites, multi, green tea and 4 fishoil caps... 10am protein bar, 1 pm 2 slices of pizza and a large chicken steak stromboli....4 pm protein shake and green bulge creatine, 7pm protein shake, 9 pm ham and cheese omlette very very large bowl of reeses peanut butter ice cream... My stomach is about to explode at this moment... Its been a long ass time since i cheated.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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PoloBlue

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all I ate today was a large bowl of pasta noodles with some butter, olive oil, parmesian cheese, black pepper sprinkled on top
and a cup of coffee
 
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