"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Hopefully losing my v-card on New Years Eve...help me prepare!

CarlitosWay

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Exhumed..I feel you were probably to anxious and jittery when kissing her.

Take it slow, think "passionately", Think "I'm going to kiss you with all my might as if it's the last time I'll see you". Nibble on her ear lobes, kiss her neck, chest, back, arms every so lightly and gently. To the point she shivers with the your warm touch. Have her feel your soft lips and then back away like you're teasing her.....Lay right next to each other wrapped up in each others arms/legs and make it as intimate as possible.

Also pretty much every girl I've been with, I enjoy doing some playful spanking and they love it to..:)

Fake it until you make it :)...Pretend you're going to be the best she's every freakin' kissed in her life! Even if you suck!!! Make yourself James Bond that night even if you're really a Steve Urkel...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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falconslax89

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exhumed..hit me up on facebook. a few years ago i was in the same place as u(i just turned 20).. i can relate man. **** is frustrating..i tried to PM you but it wouldnt let me..idk why, so PM me or whatever cause i dont wanna give out my name.
 
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