"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hookers on radio!!!

Centaurion

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Check this out,
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/podcast/feeds/streets_20060129.mp3

it's a radio interview with some prostitutes from Australia. Half way through the interview one of the b!tches says : "He [husband] wasn't giving me emotional support so I had the option of having an affair and break up my marriage or do a job and get paid for it."

:eek:

nice totally nice

I think this sums up the mentallity of your regular b!tch pretty well.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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dirtyvibe

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Originally posted by Centaurion
Check this out,
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/podcast/feeds/streets_20060129.mp3

it's a radio interview with some prostitutes from Australia. Half way through the interview one of the b!tches says : "He [husband] wasn't giving me emotional support so I had the option of having an affair and break up my marriage or do a job and get paid for it."

:eek:

nice totally nice

I think this sums up the mentallity of your regular b!tch pretty well.
sorry i dont speak australian, can you please translatE?
 

Centaurion

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lol

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, as one of the chicks I date told me on our last date (a couple of days ago) that she in fact was a 'working lady' (as she delicately put it). I knew that she was a stripper before going out with her, but not that she has sex for cash. She decided to tell me this on our 4th date, as she said that she was starting to get feelings for me and wanted all the cards on the table.

Real bummer in fact as she has a great personality and a killer body (why else would men pay $450/hour to have sex with her :p ). I haven’t spoken to her since then.

I just posted this to get some feedback.
 
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